Say something nice about the next poster...

[daltysmilth]

Donate... throw out the window of a speeding car at them... same difference.

All your base are belong to the next poster.

[Junkyard]

All ur bases r takn up sp8ce in my closet.

The next poster knows things he never remembers learning.

[Hazzah]

I did once, but I forgot.

The next poster invents new swear words daily.

[Junkyard]

Not as fulfilling as you might think, when only you know what you're saying.

In an alternate dimension, the next poster led a sucsessful overthrow of the United Socialist States of America.

[AmazingThor]

And I renamed the country "Canada"

The next poster thinks Bobba Fett is a wuss.

[daltysmilth]

Sure, I could take him!  that little Daniel Logan kid?  No problem.

The next poster sleeps with a night light that's six feet tall and shaped like a horrifying vision of the grim spectre of death.

[Junkyard]

It keeps away the Boogeyman! And everyone else.

The next poster can make women swoon just by looking at them.

[AmazingThor]

But mostly its all the AXE(TM) body spray I use.
The next poster met Jesus on the road to Damascus.

[Junkyard]

Yeah, he wasn't too thrilled with the 8 cities I pillaged along the way. I tried to tell him it was okay, but obviously, Jesus hasn't been listening to Pope Urban.

The next poster smells like cookies.

[Hazzah]

I eat a lot of Oreos, what can I say?

The next poster shares their painkillers with anyone who asks.

[Junkyard]

Well, as a doctor, they say I have to share.

The next poster is thinking a lot about painkillers.

[Hazzah]

Hell yes, a car accident will do that to ya.

The next poster likes to ass punch midgets.

[Junkyard]

It's not as easy as you'd think.

The next poster is writing quite coherently for a man on painkillers after an accident. (Or not on painkillers, after an accident.)

ps- Hope you're doing okay, Hazzah.

[Hazzah]

Thanks for the concern.

I'm not on PK's now, but I friggin neeeeeeeeed some!

Argh!!

Anyhoo...back to the important stuff...ass punching midgets.


The next poster can wink to the tune of "Bittersweet Symphony"

[Junkyard]

Actually, it's a nervous twitch with more rythem than the rest of me.

The next poster can toss a coin so that it lands on it's side.