Really bad Game show answers!!!

[soguru]

I was just watching some absolutely amazing game show bloopers. I'm just amazed at some of the things people will say when asked certain questions. So I think the only thing to do dear forum members is to answer perfectly innocent questions with really, REALLY awful answers. Whoever comes up with the best answer gets to ask the next question... or ehhh something I guess. Anyways, go!

What is your husband's favorite kind of rodent?

[Miku Fan]

Three! 

[soguru]

Three! 

Not bad! Any other takes? If you so desire, give it another go Miku Fan, you're very popular and well-loved around here so you naturally deserve another shot.  . Try to be as absolutely ridiculous and as silly as possible.

[UncleDesIsBack]

Name a popular Monty Python quote (I like this game already).

[Darth Geek]

Name a popular Monty Python quote (I like this game already).

You dirty rat!

[UncleDesIsBack]

[I believe the idea is that you answer one and then ask another of your own, chain letter fashion....]

John has three lettuces. He gives Jill one, what does he have left?

[soguru]

Coupons for a Brazilian wax!

Who won the World Cup in 1984?

[UncleDesIsBack]

That's easy. Anakin Skywalker.

How many cups in a gallon?

[Darth Geek]

Hopefully double Ds.

Who was the 16th President of the United States?

[Miku Fan]

Henry Ford.


Who was the first man to  walk on  the moon?

[Pak-Man]

Buzz Lightyear!

Name 3 movies with Zombies in them.

[UncleDesIsBack]

"That's easy. "Dracula" "Bride of Dracula" and ermmmmmm..."
"...I'll have to hurry you!"
"...Koyaanisqatsi?"
"No: the first two were VAMPIRE movies, and the last was a documentary about life."
"Oh yeah...vampires... I knew it started with a P"

"Ok: next question: What is the capital of Russia?"

[soguru]

The spirit of St. Louis!

What are the names of all three stooges? Remember, no credit if you don't name ALL THREE!!!! 

[Darth Geek]

Franky, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce and The Claw!

How many fingers are on a person's hand?

[UncleDesIsBack]

Doesn't it depend on who's holding it?

What country beginning with E does the Nile river flow through?