Really bad Game show answers!!!

[TheRealUncleDes]

Nik Turner.

Why is Cheddar Cheese orange?

[Parker_Hylton]

Because classic Cheddar cheese is made from ground up Cheetos dust.

What's hidden inside Tinky-winky's purse?

[TheRealUncleDes]

Tinky-winky's detachable Dinky-winky

How many minutes does it take for light from the sun to reach earth?

[Johnny Unusual]

On foot?  20,000 years.

What is the Chinese word for hello?

[RoninFox]

Hello is a Chinese word, it means shreaded paper used for pet bedding.

Which artist sculpted the most famous statue of David?

[Johnny Unusual]

Stephen Stills.  But it is a terrible likeness of David Crosby.

What is the "sin bin" slang for in many sports?