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What INCREDIBLE and TWO-HEADED Things Did You Learn?

Started by Trekker4747, April 15, 2015, 03:33:04 AM

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Trekker4747

I learned that grafting a person's head onto another person's.... shoulder?  And wiring the countless neurological connections into the spinal column to allow the second-head to have control over the body is not only possible to be done by two doctors in a basement but it can also be done inside a couple of hours.

I suspect that the Doctor's assistant was played by TV'S Frank.


Miku Fan

I learned that even though he tampered in God's domain, Bruce and his assistant were kind enough to give their victims comfortable cervical collars.

I also learned that "victim batch" is pretty disgusting.  :speechless:
ミクさんは世界で一番お姫さま!

CJones

I learned that giving a giant with brain damage the head of someone clinically insane is a bad idea... No wait, I already knew that.

I learned that grafting heads onto things for no particular reason is WAY more interesting than spending time with your hot young newlywed wife.

ManUnderMask

That Bill has reluctantly beaten a man to death with a rock.
I survived the San Diego Comic Con 2010 Hall H stabbing.

Trekker4747

I learned there's no reason whatsoever to give my mental institution for the criminally insane any meaningful security.

ScottotD

Playing the crazy head may be the grossest but most fun role in Rifftrax history
Scottotd on Instagram

"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Darth Geek

I learned that the only way this movie could have more unlikable characters is if Tarantino remade it.


Trekker4747

Quote from: Darth Geek on April 20, 2015, 06:40:07 PM
I learned that the only way this movie could have more unlikable characters is if Tarantino remade it.

:Liked:

Darth Geek

I learned that having the main guy look like John Candy was extreemely distracting.


fodder650

I learned that there are things that will cause even Andrew Dice Clay to call his Mom.
Fodder's just this guy, you know.

TriffRax

I learned that this was like a worse version of Brain of Blood despite being made before it.

BathTub

I learned that this is one of the creepiest films I'm seen them riff, so far. Ick. Like the silence during the opening rape attempt, I guess they would just cut that now.