What did you learn-nado?

[Trekker4747]

Better than the Hagfishnado they get in the the Pacific Northwest.

[Keighvin]

I learned (both here and at the event) that the sharks are using the tornado for transport and not actually being carried by it. How did I learn this, you may ask? Because anytime a shark was shot, it dropped to the ground instead of continuing on a ballistic course. So the sharks themselves were generating the lift.

[Darth Geek]

Apparently they were shooting the sharks' momentum.

[CJones]

I learned that Ian Ziering can have a hot bikini clad girl throwing herself at him, and he'll reject her in favor of... Tara Reid??

Worse still, said hot girl ends up with his idiot of a son instead.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Ian Ziering can have a hot bikini clad girl throwing herself at him, and he'll reject her in favor of... Tara Reid??

Worse still, said hot girl ends up with his idiot of a son instead.

Yeah none of that I understood either.  Bikini-girl was hot, fun and full of energy. Why wouldn't you go for her, regardless of the age difference.   She was throwing herself all over him and he's all, "Meh, no-thanks."

Then Tara Reid and her body that's just shy of being in that creepy "Bodies" exhibit that goes around showing the human anatomy using actual human bodies somehow turned into plastic is what gets him fired up?

Come on, Ian!

And her falling for his idiot son just plain came out of nowhere.  I mean, yeah, good for him. a hot girl he's known for 10-minutes wants to boner-jump him. But, for me, it has to make sense.

[CJones]

Then Tara Reid and her body that's just shy of being in that creepy "Bodies" exhibit that goes around showing the human anatomy using actual human bodies somehow turned into plastic is what gets him fired up?

I almost feel bad for finding this funny. Almost.

[MerryWanna]

I wish that movies had more hot GUYS in them, and by hot, I mean in the sense I find hot: not short haired muscle pumped clones of one another. I actually thought Hippe Bus Driver was kind of darling, but the minute he started talking I knew he was fodder.


And getting hit by the Hollywood sign...well, these Sharknado flicks bleed into comedy a bit too much to be good riff fodder in my humble opinion. The sequel is, Gods help us, even worse in that regard.

[Miku Fan]

They can't top the run-away ferris-wheel!