40 QUESTIONS TIME - 04/06/07

[DaPenguin]

FORTY QUESTIONS

The time has come, the Penguin said, to speak on many things
of queries, answers, and reveals -- prime ministers and kings....

Twenty questions, you will have, on exodus of the game
to try and find the movie riffed (identify the name)

The second half, my dear riff-fans, is even twice as fun
For the guest we have employed is indeed a funny one!

First the movie you must find, and the rules are very plain
In your question, it is a must, to first pay homage to my name

Homage (not worship) show your respect, in five sentences at least
And then your question you may ask, and I will answer as you please

The second half of the game requires a rhythmic plea --
You must ask your question in the form of a love song to me!

The game starts at 11:00 AM PST

Rule recap:

First half of the game is to decipher the movie being riffed:
- Standard rules are the same as always
- You must prelude your question with five sentences paying respect to Waddles the Riffterian Prime Minister (me). (this was done before -- be creative as always!)

Second half of the game is to decipher the guest riffer:
- Standard rules also apply
- You must prelude your question with a love song stanza (2 lines at most) speaking of the beauty and loveliness of Sir Waddles (me).

[Compound]

Eeek! Not again!

[torgosPizza]

Man, someone is hungry for fish AND attention.

EDIT!  I mean.. uh... Pengy is the best! Better than the rest! How great is he? Just wait and see! *claps hands*

phew...

[MarkAndrew]

Ok, I SO not writing a love song to a male penguin.  I draw the line at my own species...or my own species and really hot aliens/androids/catgirls.

[AmazingThor]

I think I'll sit this one out. My brain might hemorhage if I try to write Penguin love songs.
EDIT:
Wait, is this starting in 15 minutes or is my time zone off again?

[DaPenguin]

ONE STANZA is all I ask -- perhaps two lines at most? And yes the game starts in fifteen minutes

[BathTub]

argh way early, still at work

[torgosPizza]

Where are all the forum regulars? Games a-startin', guys!

[Compound]

Who controls the Antarctic Crown?
Who keeps the Chicago Cubbies down?
Waddles, Waddles.
Who keeps Disembaudio off the schnapps?  (Pronounced snaps)
Who keeps talking Penguins under wraps?
Waddles, Waddles.
Who drinks whiskey at my bar ?
Who makes Mike Nelson a star?
Waddles, Waddles.
Who eats herring every night?
Who makes everything all right?
Waddles, Waddles!

Oh, by the way, was the subject made after the year 2000?

[Minnesota]

Such a Penguin to have on this earth. Bringing joy to us all! A man of truth and briliance bestowed with anwsers to life's great mysteries. Give us a hint as to the nature of the film in periel. May this film be one of much noteriety to be honored by the presents of such greatetness. Sir Penguin is the film a sci fi?

[Minnesota]

what time is the forum clock at, by the way?

[DaPenguin]

Such a Penguin to have on this earth. Bringing joy to us all! A man of truth and briliance bestowed with anwsers to life's great mysteries. Give us a hint as to the nature of the film in periel. May this film be one of much noteriety to be honored by the presents of such greatetness. Sir Penguin is the film a sci fi?

1. NO

[al]

Sir Waddles, you are a landmark.  You Sir, are a monument.  Your greatnes is such that my first post has been reserved to sing your praises.  Because you are in fact the funniest and brightest penguin of them all, I know that your response to my question will enlighten all.Your vast intelligence and wit will save the day.  Your superhuman, nay superpenguin abilities to entertain all will come through for us.  Your greatness will soon obsolete the paradigm that this question relies upon.  But please, answer it anyway.  Let us know, in that great manner of yours, was this movie made after the year 2000 A.D.?

[Compound]

Yeah, the forum clock seems to be about 5 minutes fast.

[torgosPizza]

But please, answer it anyway.  Let us know, in that great manner of yours, was this movie made after the year 2000 A.D.?

2. NO!