40 QUESTIONS TIME - 04/06/07

[AmazingThor]

I've got a running tally post going
http://www.rifftrax.com/smf/index.php/topic,3036.msg77859.html#msg77859

[Compound]

Not a Simpsons fan, eh?

Lo, mighty Sir Waddles, I call upon thee to answer this! Waddles, who answers questions as
easily as he send his rippling right arm thrusting forth, to send a steel shod blade to burst
through an enemy's vital organ. Waddles! Whose shock of fiery black feathers tosses robustly in
the humid air currents as he faces his countless enemies! Waddles, whose emerald green orbs
glare lustily for the blood of his enemies struggling before his chestnut swirled mount!
Sir Waddles, who lead a quest to the Noregolian city of Gorzam, hoping to discover wine,
women, and adventure to boil the wild blood coarsing through his savage veins! Sir Waddles,
who strode into the malevolent temple and spied upon the statue of the evil walrus god, 
gaping from a single obling socket a scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald, a
brilliant gemseeming to possess a life all of its own.  A priceless gleaming stone,
capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires...the priceless Eye of Argon.
I ask of you a boon! Answer me this! Was the movie released prior  to 1990?

[DaPenguin]

Not a Simpsons fan, eh?

Lo, mighty Sir Waddles, I call upon thee to answer this! Waddles, who answers questions as
easily as he send his rippling right arm thrusting forth, to send a steel shod blade to burst
through an enemy's vital organ. Waddles! Whose shock of fiery black feathers tosses robustly in
the humid air currents as he faces his countless enemies! Waddles, whose emerald green orbs
glare lustily for the blood of his enemies struggling before his chestnut swirled mount!
Sir Waddles, who lead a quest to the Noregolian city of Gorzam, hoping to discover wine,
women, and adventure to boil the wild blood coarsing through his savage veins! Sir Waddles,
who strode into the malevolent temple and spied upon the statue of the evil walrus god, 
gaping from a single obling socket a scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald, a
brilliant gemseeming to possess a life all of its own.  A priceless gleaming stone,
capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires...the priceless Eye of Argon.
I ask of you a boon! Answer me this! Was the movie released prior  to 1990?

3. YES

[dignan]

Let me tell you about Sir Waddles:  he is a terrific chap.  A poet, a doctor, a champion bull fighter, an astronaut, a Nobel-prize winner...all live near him.  He is always willing to lend an ear to a troubled soul in need.  He never asks me for money, or for a ride, and for that, I'm grateful.  He is, in a word, hero.  I was going to say "my hero," but that's two words.  And in truth, is he not hero to us all?  Sir Waddles, I ask of you this:  is the film rated PG-13? 

[DaPenguin]

Let me tell you about Sir Waddles:  he is a terrific chap.  A poet, a doctor, a champion bull fighter, an astronaut, a Nobel-prize winner...all live near him.  He is always willing to lend an ear to a troubled soul in need.  He never asks me for money, or for a ride, and for that, I'm grateful.  He is, in a word, hero.  I was going to say "my hero," but that's two words.  And in truth, is he not hero to us all?  Sir Waddles, I ask of you this:  is the film rated PG-13? 

4. NO

[Compound]

Oh, Waddles. He whose appetite for fish is boundless. He who smites the might walrusi. He who swims joyously through the San Diegan seas. He who is always ready for a formal party. Waddles, who should never be mistaken for one of those freaks from Happy Feet, I ask of thee: Does the name of the subject, not including articles, start with a letter before (but not including) the letter M?

[Minnesota]

A natural born leader you are. Men will gladly follow you to thier deaths. But glory only touches your brilliant graces. You pity those with needs. Yet strike down those who bullly. Should we be ready for an action film?

[DaPenguin]

Oh, Waddles. He whose appetite for fish is boundless. He who smites the might walrusi. He who swims joyously through the San Diegan seas. He who is always ready for a formal party. Waddles, who should never be mistaken for one of those freaks from Happy Feet, I ask of thee: Does the name of the subject, not including articles, start with a letter before (but not including) the letter M?

5. NO

[Douglin]

I have a question for the great penguin, who rules all of the dirt-covered lands and cares for the  watery seas. 
He controls all the gaseous gases and all of the plant-like plants that dwell upon these lands.
He guides all of the people shaped persons and the animalisic animals that call it their home.
He deems those who are full of enough worthy worthyness to be granted his audience.
Most importantly he has a knowable knowledge of the amazingly amazing film-like movies that will get a riff-like riffing.
I ask this of the great penguiny-esque Penguin Lord: IS THIS MOVIE A HORROR FILM?

[DaPenguin]

I have a question for the great penguin, who rules all of the dirt-covered lands and cares for the  watery seas. 
He controls all the gaseous gases and all of the plant-like plants that dwell upon these lands.
He guides all of the people shaped persons and the animalisic animals that call it their home.
He deems those who are full of enough worthy worthyness to be granted his audience.
Most importantly he has a knowable knowledge of the amazingly amazing film-like movies that will get a riff-like riffing.
I ask this of the great penguiny-esque Penguin Lord: IS THIS MOVIE A HORROR FILM?

6. NO

[Minnesota]

A natural born leader you are. Men will gladly follow you to thier deaths. But glory only touches your brilliant graces. You pity those with needs. Yet strike down those who bullly. Should we be ready for an action film?

[AmazingThor]

A natural born leader you are. Men will gladly follow you to thier deaths. But glory only touches your brilliant graces. You pity those with needs. Yet strike down those who bullly. Should we be ready for an action film?

Third times a charm

[torgosPizza]

A natural born leader you are. Men will gladly follow you to thier deaths. But glory only touches your brilliant graces. You pity those with needs. Yet strike down those who bullly. Should we be ready for an action film?

7. You should not be, speaketh he!

[Maverick Joe Six-Pack]

Oh mighty and powerful Sir Waddles,

Your feathers are black and sleek.  You could out act Mumbles any day of the week.  
When it comes to cooking, there's no one finer.  You're a better singer than Sangia.  
Around the world you are adored.  Does the next movie star Harrison Ford?

[Minnesota]

well, I've wasted 2 questions already