Michael Bay's The Birds

[JonahFalconNYC]

Bay saw Birdemic and thought, "Screw James Nguyen. I'll show everyone how to REALLY make an incompetent remake!"

[Darth Geek]

He isn't directing it, just a producer on it. It's directed by Diederik Van Rooijen http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1082611/
But this is Platinum Dunes. Who couldn't even get Friday the 13th, one of the most basic slasher movies, right. Why the hell would they be attempting to do Hitchcock?