!! 20 QUESTIONS - 3/23/07 !!

[RaoulDuke]

almost missed the game

[gammer]

I really like how we can now see how is "Viewing" a thread...

[Scrivener]

Running tally board is up.  Make wise use of it.

Scrivener

[StellarJoe]

O, Sir Waddles, O Lord of Rifftopia, me hast much on mine mind these past moons.  May I ask thou one simple query, a query which will hopefully bring wisdom to us, the loyal civilians of the kingdom of RiffTrax, who serve tirelessly in your honor?  If thou answers, O Great Aptenodytes Patagonicus of the Web, I promise to never to cause annoyance to thou again, and I will quietly, oh so delicately, step aside for another to quench their knowledge-thirsty minds.  Oh, and may I ask if thou, Count Waddles, can have one of thy humble servants, J-Proof, Torgos or whomever else answer mine's question hastily?  My ever wondrous inquiry to you, Penguin of Penguins, is: was the film released before the year of our Lord, 2000?

[ChrisHanel]

Five seconds late.

[Dirty Smelly Anteater]

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's taking a long amount of time to say absolutely nothing.

[BathTub]

almost missed the game

just in time.

[StellarJoe]

Five seconds late.

Sorry about that, man.   Yours was good, too. 

[J-Proof]

O, Sir Waddles, O Lord of Rifftopia, me hast much on mine mind these past moons.  May I ask thou one simple query, a query which will hopefully bring wisdom to us, the loyal civilians of the kingdom of RiffTrax, who serve tirelessly in your honor?  If thou answers, O Great Aptenodytes Patagonicus of the Web, I promise to never to cause annoyance to thou again, and I will quietly, oh so delicately, step aside for another to quench their knowledge-thirsty minds.  Oh, and may I ask if thou, Count Waddles, can have one of thy humble servants, J-Proof, Torgos or whomever else answer mine's question hastily?  My ever wondrous inquiry to you, Penguin of Penguins, is: was the film released before the year of our Lord, 2000?

1. NO

[SmilinJackRoss]

Da Penguin, I bequeath to you a banquet fit for king!  Only the choicest cuts for our Prime Minister.  Observe the spread before you; the largest Cod, and the most tender of Salmon.  Behold!  A juicy Trout, and observe the delicious Bass!  Hark!  Thou chose a Tuna of enormous girth...thou chose wisely.  Now, as you feast upon your meal, I humbly ask for an answer to this question...Is it rated PG-13?

[J-Proof]

Da Penguin, I bequeath to you a banquet fit for king!  Only the choicest cuts for our Prime Minister.  Observe the spread before you; the largest Cod, and the most tender of Salmon.  Behold!  A juicy Trout, and observe the delicious Bass!  Hark!  Thou chose a Tuna of enormous girth...thou chose wisely.  Now, as you feast upon your meal, I humbly ask for an answer to this question...Is it rated PG-13?

2. NO

[ChrisHanel]

To the caretakers of the holy shrine of riffing, I seek out your wisest and noblest arctic bird, who is said to feast upon the souls of those not worthy to bask in his presence, who protects the weak and punishes the merciless, who bends the forces of the universe bend AT HIS WHIM... and whose eyes are like a stream of bats' piss... they shine out like a golden shaft when all around is dark.

Should I meet the measure of his steely glare, I wish to burden upon him a question that has passed on from age to age in the lineage of my patronage.

Should he deign to hear my question, and answer it, my inquiry is this: Is the cinematic wonder that we shall bask in the light of hence be of the unholy genre of fictional science?

I ask this in the name of all that is good, and to quench the thirst of knowledge that the good people of this message board suffer from. If I should alleviate this pain, then fortune and glory will spread throughout the lands of the seven servers, past the villages of Suggest-a-Trax-onia, and will forever color the skies of Disembauiopolis!

Amen.

[torgosPizza]

You guys definitely have the idea down. These are hilarious!

[torgosPizza]

Should he deign to hear my question, and answer it, my inquiry is this: Is the cinematic wonder that we shall bask in the light of hence be of the unholy genre of fictional science?

3. NO.

[dignan]

Sir Waddles, dear, dear Sir Waddles, I humbly throw myself at your flippers in an effort to garner some knowledge that I might be born anew unto your sheer brilliance.  Would that you might deem my lowly self worthy of an answer, my worship, as you are a kind, loving lord, and smell pleasingly of fish.  The question that I ask of you is this:  is the film made in or after 1980?