So, Carmen or Dizzy

[CJones]

Carmen is a straight up bitch who refuses to do a nude scene, and cheats on her boyfriend at the drop of a hat. Dizzy is a psychotic stalker, who is willing to join the army just to be close to her prey. There you have it ladies and gentlemen, your two lead romantic interests.

So, of the two, who is the lesser of two evils? Keep in mind Carmen married Charlie Sheen, while Dizzy was originally a guy who gets killed in the first chapter and is never mentioned again.

[Trekker4747]

Dizzy. red hair and I didn't quite get the "stalker" vibe (funny as it was in the riff) just that she had a huge crush.  But Carmen never even seemed *that* into Rico and she dropped in the most stone-cold-bitch way imaginable.

[Darth Geek]

As much as I love red haired women, I'm a breast man. Carmen all the way.
And while I realize she ditched her boyfriend awefully quick, I can't hold it against her for being bored by Casper Van Dien.

[Bob]

Without a doubt, she is wonderful.




And she looks like something my dog would avoid.

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Carmen's getting her clock cleaned in this pole! Amazing how we all like Dizz BETTER than Carmen even though she was totally batshit insane.

[Bob]

Plus, Dizzy does not look like a wet cat either.

[Trekker4747]

Carmen's getting her clock cleaned in this pole! Amazing how we all like Dizz BETTER than Carmen even though she was totally batshit insane.

The insanity was imposed on her by the riff, in the movie I'm not so sure she come across that way. Maybe a touch attached to Rico, yes, but not stalkery insane.  Her winning is likely due to a combination of her being a red-head and how much Carmen was a.... "female dog."  Did she do *anything* in the movie that made it look like she was in a relationship with Rico and wanted to be?  Heck, I'm still pretty sure Rico was just flirting with the whole time and she was trying to turn him away as nicely as possible.   

Diz actually had some ounce of affection for Rico and didn't have Glasgow Smile.

[losingmydignity]

Dizzy all the way--better actress, hotter, cooler character.

[Thrifty Version II]

Dizzy has prettier hair.

[Caribbean_Smurf]

Dizzy. Beautiful, more likeable, loyal. Actress is way better as well.

Yeah, she followed Rico to the army, but then Rico signed up because of Carmen. So how exactly is she a stalker and he's not? She's madly in love with him. I'd rather jump in the sack with a passionate someone like that than a dog like Carmen who doesn't even like me.