What did you learn this time?

[Trekker4747]

That a significant portion of this movie was about boobs.

That Norris seemed to easily decide the bad-guy was dead from falling down a well considering no other damage has done anything to him.

That, really, considering what set-off the guy can we really blame him from snapping?

Boob tattoos just don't look good on anyone.

Shirtlessness and leaning on things displaying one's batch.

This secret medical research facility was in a small town sheriffed by Chuck Norris?

Ron Silver likes a good pre-pizza hunk of bologna.

Not to try and dry off your wet dog by.... sticking him in the freezer?

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

That fat guy talking about how he killed his gone should be filed under "When Comic Relief Goes HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!"

[Compound]

I learned that Pizza Inn is apparently the one pizza place in the US that doesn't deliver.

[Trekker4747]

I learned that Pizza Inn is apparently the one pizza place in the US that doesn't deliver.

Eh, there are some that don't deliver. It's also possible they wanted to avoid any delivery surcharge/tipping the driver so they simply go get it.  Now why they order pizza and then turn off all of the lights in the house like its bed time and then one of them eats bologna is another matter.  And who the heck keeps a 10-lb tube of bologna in their fridge anyway?

[eegah]

Someone who believes that their cake recipe is famous and loved by everyone will not be fazed in the slightest when her spouse tells her that everyone hates it and that she should buy it from the store instead.

[Darth Geek]

When you get Chuck Norris in your movie, a guy who's ONLY qualifications for being more than a busboy is his martial arts fighting skills, make sure to wait 40 MINUTES into the movie before you see him doing anything even remotely like martial arts.

I learned that when you are the Sheriff called to a domestic disturbance, and you actually SEE a guy through the window holding an axe, go into the house alone and wander around casually like you are a prospective buyer.

It just seems wrong to see them do mad scientist stuff without green labcoats.

[Darth Geek]

Well, I had to look him up on IMDB to find out that the guy who plays John Kirby in this is not the guy who was the main bounty hunter in the Critters movies.

[space_mutiny]

I learned that a family of five should not sublet their house to a serial killer.

I learned that the serial killer can't be killed. And I learned it the first time, unlike everyone else in the movie.

I learned that Chuck Norris's mustache came back.

[Trekker4747]

I honestly thought a Deadpool origin movie would be a bit different than this.

[Darth Geek]

If you had given him a white Shatner mask, it would have been a better Halloween remake than the one we got.

[ScottotD]

The guy from Phantom of Paradise has made more movies and ones I find less interesting than Phantom of Paradise.

[Hfuhruhurr]

I learned whatever happened to Stephen Furst.  Tsk tsk tsk.

[CJones]

I learned that movie characters don't know to SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Actually I already knew that. But for God's sake, Ron Silver saw the guy get gunned down and survive. Then he did it himself, and he still survived. Don't turn the body over dumb ass, just double tap him and be done with it.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that movie characters don't know to SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! Actually I already knew that. But for God's sake, Ron Silver saw the guy get gunned down and survive. Then he did it himself, and he still survived. Don't turn the body over dumb ass, just double tap him and be done with it.

I always yell for them to chop the killer's head off, but yeah it's frustrating how much of a dumb horror movie staple it is for the people not to make absolutely sure. I mean, what are they worried about, getting arrested for desecrating a corpse? I think a jury would be sympathetic!

[RockSiren]

I learned that quickly after Riding With Death came out, putting together almost two completely different storylines into one movie became all the rage for a while.