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No. Really.

Started by Sugar Ray Dodge, April 16, 2013, 04:56:52 PM

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Sugar Ray Dodge

I'm a somewhat good Mormon guy, so I don't usually go for the swearing and the blaspheming... But really, godammit. What the fuck did I just watch?

(Referring to the movie part, not the Riff, which was yet another A+ 2013 entry.)

losingmydignity

"What the fuck did I just watch?"


The Wiz's brain-damaged bastard step-child?

Trekker4747

QuoteI'm a somewhat good Mormon guy, so I don't usually go for the swearing and the blaspheming... But really, godammit. What the fuck did I just watch?

Ooooo. One of your wives isn't going to like that tone! (I kid, I kid. One of my best friends is LDS so I'm pretty familiar with Mormon ways. :))

I'm not sure what that was at all... I think, though, the movie and the guys had me about mid-way through or so with the song of poor Double Entendres, "Coming (Cuming?) For You."


Bob

Okay......

What.....the.....hell......was......that.......about?

Compound

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Why am I rewatching this? ArrrggghhH!!!!


Beyond the Riff

Eh, all musicals are weird. This movie isn't so bad. Maybe a notch below Phantom of the Paradise. That ending was certainly a cheat, though. Let's all walk off into the sky behind the golden caddy! Where the hell did that come from? No climactic battle, or inspiring moment of human redemption or any kind of twist, just, Welp, we'll be moseying off to heaven, now, buh-bye....

losingmydignity

"This movie isn't so bad."

I've only watched the first twenty seconds of the preview--and I think you're insane.

Mrs. Dick Courier

thanks for the spoiler alert
Opticians are easy on the eyes

Trekker4747

QuoteThis movie isn't so bad.

Watch the "Come to Me" bit again and tell me that with a straight face.

garbagebuddy

IMO, this is the worst movie they have ever riffed, and probably the worst movie I have ever seen. I mean sure they have riffed movies that are funny bad (birdemic, the Room), boring bad (Red Zone Cuba), or bad bad (Monster a-Go Go), but this movie was horribly shockingly bad. This movie makes you want to curl up in the shower and weep for an hours it was so bad.

Bob

Quote from: losingmydignity on April 16, 2013, 09:35:14 PM
"This movie isn't so bad."

I've only watched the first twenty seconds of the preview--and I think you're insane.

I think the writing of this was the worst musical writing ever.....but it made a great riff

RockSiren

Wow. Not only was this a terrible movie- it was boring.  It didn't even have fun "good in its badness".  And lol there is such a thin connection to anything in the Bible or Genesis its transparent.

Bob

I'm more amazed that the female lead made a ton of later movies, but all the other young people in the movie did NOTHING else.   

RockSiren

Agreed.  So from one extreme to the other- either a badly disco-ed Hunger Games style materialism and drugs to Jonestown hippies and nowhere in between?

Bob

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