What Lines Sent You Over the Snake River?

[Compound]

Oh boy. One leaps (heh) to mind.

The Hospital? Oh boy! That's where I get to go home and mommy doesn't!

Very, very dark, but oh, so funny.

[LuvBJones]

"My god, my god, WE"RE GONNA DIE! SO MUCH URINE!!" This made my weekend!!

[Darth Geek]

"It's your life." - And if you choose to end it while wearing spangled outfits, that's your deal.

Patient claims he was in GOOD movies.

[Trekker4747]

When Evel tells the reporter woman about his ring being a hidden camera or something:

Mike (Bill?) "Ha ha ha. That makes no sense at all." 

There were a few lines like this where something completely nonsensical was said by a character in the movie (usually Evel) and the guys following it up with a riff on how the line plum had nothing to do with anything.

"So all of the doctors here are American?"
"Yep."
"And the patients?"
"Yep!"
"And the gardeners?"
"Don't be ridiculous."

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

A Love Boat episode might spontaneously break out.

[TriffRax]

Marjoe Gortner?! OK, now it's a movie.

[Mark A. Siefert]

"Atkins credits ketosis for jumps.'

I got that one.

[RockSiren]

"That wasn't a question it was a word burger."

[Trekker4747]

Watching it again, recently.  Mike's entire Matthew McConaughey impersonation of his eulogy at Evel's funeral.

[ThomaskDye]

"The school wrote you a letter, and they never heard back."

"So naturally they sent me to this race track where they thought you might be working."