What Evel Thing Did We Learn?

[Lemming Howard]

Arguably the first Captain Kirk.  First name not Shirley.

[LuvBJones]

They tantalized us with a Frank Gifford sex tape ... imagine Frank, in those clothes, headlining for Chippendale's!! Eat it , Magic Mike!!! EAT SO MUCH OF IT!!!

BTW, Gene Kelly? I'm totally biased, but I've had a lot of interaction with alcoholic mechanics. You know what? Kelly NAILED IT.

[The Snape]

I learned probably one of the most invaluable lessons of the 70s:  That is, very little leisure was ever acomplished in a leisure suit, lots of cocaine addiction though! 

[LuvBJones]

I just realized: this was Gene Kelly's "Man With The Golden Arm." MIND = BLOWN

[Thrifty]

I learned that in Mexico, motorcycle stuntmen are honored dignitaries.

I learned that drugs are awesome and I should do plenty of drugs.

I learned that I have a smidgen more respect for Vanilla Ice, because even though Cool As Ice was beyond terrible, at least in his vanity project, Vanilla Ice played a character and the movie had a plot.

[jimmy_two_times]

No.

No. 

Just, no.

I'd rather The Apple than this.  This is not a good thing. 

No.

I need some wooden clothespins so I can punish myself like mother used to.

No.

Bad.

No.

No.

[Johnny Unusual]

So that's a good lesson.