Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?

[space_mutiny]

I learned that the puppet show was wonderful.

I learned that putting the Easter Bunny in a Christmas movie happened more than once.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that there actually is a Lightbulbs 4 Less.
http://www.lightbulbs4less.com/

[CJones]

Laughing sickness actually refers to a prionic disease called kuru. In the late stages of the disease sufferers are prone to fits of laughter, crying or other emotional outbursts. The uncontrollable fits are due to destruction of brain tissue. The closes related diseases are: scrapie in sheep, mad cow disease in cattle, creutzfeld-jacobs disease in humans, and chronic wasting disease in deer. There are others, but i really don't feel like listing them all. They are all diseases that cause spongiform encephalopathy (holes in the brain) caused by prions (infectious proteins) rather than bacteria or viruses.

I learned Santa may have a legitimate brain disorder. It would explain a lot.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

I learned that there actually is a Lightbulbs 4 Less.
http://www.lightbulbs4less.com/

Hmmm, I'm pretty sure Bill said to use "lesss", 3 ss, 3 ses, 3 of how ever you pluralize s.
And that also exists but is an odd little webpage.

[space_mutiny]

Come on down to lightbulbs 4 lesss. We have big big savings and hotdogs for grandma.

[MrBNatural by Conn]

I learned that clearly the Ice Cream Bunny is a part of Christmas. Now I wonder why my parents never told me about that. 

[Lemming Howard]

Well,  obviously a new Christmas song...Tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada...

[Trekker4747]

That Santa dying on your front lawn and you putting on his coat causing a fineprint legal loop hole causing you to become him is probably the LEAST insane thing to be offered as part of the Santa Claus mythos.

[Darth Geek]

Well,  obviously a new Christmas song...Tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada tada...

I learned that you can just make your own theme music if you just insanely yammer to yourself as your putter around.

[Maxilor]

I learned that children in fact DO NOT like to watch furries discuss labor disputes.

Also that Santa Clause enjoys to mull over indecent Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer fan fiction.

[TriffRax]

I learned, once again, that K. Gordon Murray was quite legitimately insane.

[mrbasehart]

I learned what the sound of two accordians having sex was.

[Mark A. Siefert]

I learned that putting the Easter Bunny in a Christmas movie happened more than once.

You mean... HUR! HUR! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!

[chibikim]

I learned that I take everything back about Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny. This was the most !#$% up Rifftrax Christmas special ive seen. And its only 45 MINUTES LONG!! I lost the will to live at the 5 minute mark. That's how bad it was.

[TheUnabeefer]

What in the holy hell was that?!??!?!