Carradine is back!!! "Future Zone" Now Available!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/future-zone

When we last left him, things were looking up for John Tucker. He had landed a babe way out of his league. That nerdy kid who was always bothering him had been gunned down. He owned the world's most powerful glove, which he occasionally admired as it sat in a box in the back of his dirty Jeep.

But Tucker's world is about to come crashing down when a mysterious visitor shows up at COP headquarters. (Unable to decide whether the acronym was COPI or COPS, the creative team* behind Future Zone just dropped the fourth letter altogether. Also, they may have moved from LA to Mobile, Alabama. The movie is very unclear about this. Oh, and the main bad guys in this one were in Future Force, but we're pretty sure they are playing different characters here. Lest these changes scare off the potential sequel viewer, do not fear: Carradine's beer belly remains very much intact.)

Anyways, the mysterious visitor shows up. He's wearing a mesh shirt and seems to know a little too much about John Tucker. Who is this mystery man and where did he come from? This is a question you will ponder for exactly four milliseconds before you, like every other non-brain damaged person, quickly realize "That is obviously his son from the future."

How did he travel back in time? "My friends built a time portal," he casually mentions, never to address it again. Yeah. It's that kind of movie.

But the family affair doesn't just stop there! In a delightful twist, Carradine's real life wife plays his onscreen wife. The chemistry between Carradine and the woman who sold him out to the media after his death with quotes like "He had his kinky moments" and "He would go to a hardware store and buy the stuff" really is the emotional heart of Future Zone.

Mike, Kevin and Bill splashed a fresh coat of mud onto their Chevy Blazer and make sure any and all gloves are firmly secured in an out of the way box as they hop on the highway to the Future Zone!

*hahahahahahahahahahaha
http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/future-zone

[Bob]

 

[KoolWhp]

Oh, HELLS yes. Was hoping you guys would do this. What an embarrassment of riches lately.

[RVR II]

Now I'm 3 Rifftrax behind

[losingmydignity]

Now I'm 3 Rifftrax behind

Me too. I have yet to watch Bermuda Triangle and Guy from Harlem (and when the heck am I going to get to Cloverfield, Dark Knight, and some of the older stuff I've been wanting to watch?) A complaint? NOT.
Well, this weekend belongs to Harlem but I'm thrilled to also see one I wanted/requested. This will be the first VOD sequel, won't it? Hell, yes.

[TriffRax]

Not since Crash of the Moons have we been treated to a second helping as glorious as Future Zone.

[Trekker4747]

They really should have made Caradine in their cover mock-up look like Bill.

Just, saying.

[losingmydignity]

And where are the shorts, by the way? Any word? Are they just taking an extended break? Shorts are and will always be one of my favorite things about rifftrax. I know there are only so many but surely...

[Conor]

I think we'll record a round of shorts soon. (soon probably means in the next couple months. All live show, all the time right now.)

[losingmydignity]

I think we'll record a round of shorts soon.

Wish I could hit the triple like button on this! That's good news and a sigh of relief...

[Darth Geek]

I think we'll record a round of shorts soon.

Sweet!
I would love it if you guys riffed that hilarious Don't Touch short about explosives that was riffed in the Colonial Theater event with Joel from this summer.
http://archive.org/details/dont_touch

[RVR II]

I haven't even bought the last few shorts yet (since I completed my last volume disc) so I guess I better get prepared

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

You think they'd have called it 'Future Force 2' in order to cash in on the great name recognition of 'Future Force'.

[losingmydignity]

You think they'd have called it 'Future Force 2' in order to cash in on the great name recognition of 'Future Force'.

Are you kidding? They own the word FUTURE!

[Space version 2.0]

The Future Zone is for loading and unloading only