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Started by J-Proof, June 25, 2007, 03:36:17 PM

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Tyrant

I third Teddy. He's the other kick ass President. Jackson could be his second-in-command.

I'd rather a throwdown between him and Jackson, though. I've been trying to figure out for years who'd win.

Pak-Man

It can't top Thomas Jefferson Vs. Ben Franklin. :^)


Tripe

Quote from: Tyrant on June 27, 2007, 09:19:11 AM
I'd rather a throwdown between him and Jackson, though. I've been trying to figure out for years who'd win.

In a brawl probably Teddy (unless Jackson threw some alegen in Teddy's face to bring back his Asthma). In a knife fight (one of those ones where the opponents have their wrists tied together) probably Jackson., In a game of Risk all bets are off.

My favorite political fight is still the one between Hamilton and Burr. "Talk crap about me will you? *Crack!* No more Federalist papers from you now Mr finance!"

Tyrant

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on June 27, 2007, 09:40:23 AM
Quote from: Tyrant on June 27, 2007, 09:19:11 AM
I'd rather a throwdown between him and Jackson, though. I've been trying to figure out for years who'd win.

In a brawl probably Teddy (unless Jackson threw some alegen in Teddy's face to bring back his Asthma). In a knife fight (one of those ones where the opponents have their wrists tied together) probably Jackson., In a game of Risk all bets are off.

My favorite political fight is still the one between Hamilton and Burr. "Talk crap about me will you? *Crack!* No more Federalist papers from you now Mr finance!"

  You totally forgot to figure gunplay into it, though.

  And good call including that clip, Pak. That thing kills me everytime I watch it.

Tripe

Gunplay gives Teddy the edge without a doubt.

It's a wonder he didn't write a book about his exploits hunting Human, since he shot and catalogued pretty much every other sort of game.

J-Proof

In a gunfight between Teddy and Jackson (using modern pistols), it's easily going to Teddy. Here's why:

Jackson wasn't even trained in ball-and-cap pistol mechanisms. He was still using old flintlock weapons. Teddy, on the other hand, was trained in everything from black powder to percussion caps to crossbows....

While Jackson is figuring out how to muzzle-load his 1911, Teddy would have shot him five times. However, Jackson wouldn't be so easily killed by just five shots from a tree-lovin' Protestant, so Teddy would have to head-shot Jackson before he could be given the chance to charge Teddy with his buck kife.....
J to the Pizzo
P to the Jizzay...

Tripe

#66
Of course there are resources out there so that you can stage your own presidential battles.

You can even answer the age old question: Who's the best celebrity Governor of California


Is it me or does Trueman look more like Chuck Schumer?