Did you remember any of the MST3K lines from manos?

[ZJ]

I haven't seen the original Manos MST3K since comedy central but even now I remembered some of the jokes. 

"every frame of this movie looks like someones last known photograph"
"smoke on the weirdo"
"hurry up and die my arms are getting tired"
"I'm not touching you.  Is this bothering you?"

BTW when that dude tripped and fell on his face LOL.  That killed in my theater. 

[Trekker4747]

I could probably almost recite the episode line-for-line as I own it (and the rest of MST3K) on DVD.

[Zeether]

"This is going to turn into a snuff film, isn't it?"

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

"smoke on the weido..."

[Wernski]

I could probably almost recite the episode line-for-line as I own it (and the rest of MST3K) on DVD.

Was it mostly (or entirely) the MST3K lines?

[losingmydignity]

Couldn't remember a thing except when they say Manos several times during the opening scenes of driving. And it's my favorite MST ep.

I just never remember riffs (or jokes) unless I see them written down. Is there a name for that kind of brain problem?

[Darth Geek]

"Yeah, that's a real bitch Daddy."

Loved this episode. Between the Torgo voice and the little girl voice they had, lots of fun here.

[SJP]

The ones that sprang to mind:

There is no way out of here.  It'll be dark soon.  There is no way out of here.  (It'll be dark soon!)
(I don't know.  Torgo?  My wife?  Hmmmm.)
(Ok, we brought the kid.  Now give us the negatives.)
(Been hitting the Thighmaster, there, Torgo?)
(It's like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop.)
(The...haunting Torgo theme.)
(I did it.  I don't regret it.  Here's the toast you ordered.)

Granted, these are almost all from the same five minutes of movie, but that's the part that always had me cracking up.  Of course, the line that still makes me laugh the most isn't in the episode at all.  It's the segment from Poopie where Mike enters as Torgo delivering the pizza and does the walk-up for about a minute, with no music playing in the background.  He gets out the words, "Large...sausage..." before everyone busts out laughing.  That more than anything was what I was thinking about during Rifftrax Manos, if only because it's Mike up there instead of Joel.

[CJones]

"DO SOMETHING!!" comes to mind.

[Darth Geek]

I absolutely love the extended riff of the woman yammering on in the car at the end. I missed that in the Rifftrax Live version, as what they had there wasn't as funny.