Tommy Wiseau To Make Vampire Movie

[Nergol]

Tommy took to the stage recently to announce his next two film projects - the first called "Foreclosure" and the second called "Vampire":

[Bob]

So, this means the end of the planet .... Okay then.

[Sideswipe]

Oh hi, Nosferatu.

[Russell]

Dracula: And so I raped this woman and murdered her half-vampire infant children!
Tommy: Ha ha, What a funny story Drac.

[Sideswipe]

Wiseau's vampires will turn into chickens instead of bats and will make the sound "cheeeeep, cheep cheep, cheeeeep!".

[mrbasehart]

I'm hoping someone will be literally torn apart.

[D.B. Barnes]

"I did not bite her. It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not bite her! I did not. Oh hai, Van Helsing."

[Sideswipe]

"We're about to be overrun by vampires!"
"Don't worry about it."

[TheUnabeefer]

"But I TOLD you I do not DRINK blood...... Ha ha, you're right. This blood tastes gooooood."

[Russell]

Wiseau's vampires will turn into chickens instead of bats and will make the sound "cheeeeep, cheep cheep, cheeeeep!".

... Much in the same way Ninja Turtles became Aliens!!! Oh my God... it all makes sense now.

[Nunyerbiz]

this makes me sad... as the absolute only thing he had going for him was a lack of self-awareness in the goddamn wretchedness of his work... This project will obviously be awful, but I'm sure it will lack that innocent touch of retard that made The Room so special.

[Darth Geek]

this makes me sad... as the absolute only thing he had going for him was a lack of self-awareness in the goddamn wretchedness of his work... This project will obviously be awful, but I'm sure it will lack that innocent touch of retard that made The Room so special.

He lost that as soon as he tried to pretend that The Room was a comedy.

[Nergol]

Could be worse. Could be Vampdemic.

[Sideswipe]

this makes me sad... as the absolute only thing he had going for him was a lack of self-awareness in the goddamn wretchedness of his work... This project will obviously be awful, but I'm sure it will lack that innocent touch of retard that made The Room so special.

He lost that as soon as he tried to pretend that The Room was a comedy.

Wait, you mean the great Tommy Wiseau lied to me about the intentions of The Room?!

YOU ARE TEARING ME APAART, DARTH GEEK!

[Darth Geek]

this makes me sad... as the absolute only thing he had going for him was a lack of self-awareness in the goddamn wretchedness of his work... This project will obviously be awful, but I'm sure it will lack that innocent touch of retard that made The Room so special.

He lost that as soon as he tried to pretend that The Room was a comedy.

Wait, you mean the great Tommy Wiseau lied to me about the intentions of The Room?!

YOU ARE TEARING ME APAART, DARTH GEEK!

Well, I do look sexy in my red dress.