The Sharktopus is back, biznitches.

[Pak-Man]

Cor! Chief!

[Moose]

Coud've been worse he could've been confesing his love for....

And what's wrong with that? You have offended me, sir...


Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you meant Penfold.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Wellllll, I didn't want to necessarily dwell on the subject, but,,,
I believe that they were referring to a romantic love for rodents, as opposed to a platonic one....

oh and btw... [Penfold]"But I wasn't issued with an initiative, and I wouldn't know how to load it."[/Penfold]

[Moose]

Yeah.... platonic... that's what I meant.

[PirateGrl]

  <----Well that's not weird at all.


Well hello there Sharktopus!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

heh, ive always wanted to hook up with one of the chicks who play the princesses at disney.  preferably jasmin or belle i think but any would do.  since were admitting to werid things and all


welcome back sharky

ps you and i both know the answer is d, and i expect the promised payment for  "letting you out"

[Steve-O]

heh, ive always wanted to hook up with one of the chicks who play the princesses at disney.  preferably jasmin or belle i think but any would do.  since were admitting to werid things and all

As someone who put in a brief stint as a submarine commander at Disneyland, I can tell you with authority that it wouldn't be that difficult.  Them princesses is ho's.

Also, you haven't truly lost your childhood innocence until you've watched Snow White chain smoke a pack of Salem Menthols.

Oh, and good to see ya back, 'pus.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

HA! you must feel some great satisfaction now that the submarine has been dismantled.

they may be hos but they do find some attractive ladies to play it

[Thom_Serveaux]

HA! you must feel some great satisfaction now that the submarine has been dismantled.

they may be hos but they do find some attractive ladies to play it

and you can see their faces...

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

?

[Steve-O]

HA! you must feel some great satisfaction now that the submarine has been dismantled.

Actually, it kind of bummed me out.  The Submarine Voyage had old school cred.  I was glad to hear they're supposedly retooling it as a Finding Nemo ride.  It won't be the same, but at least the lagoon will still be there to trigger fond remembrances.

"Helmsman!  Steer clear of the tottering columns!"

they may be hos but they do find some attractive ladies to play it

You will hear no disagreement from me on that point.  Just be sure to take the proper precautions.  You don't want to spend a wild night with Ariel only to wake the next morning with ick on your dick.

So which princess would you shoot for?  Would you make the beast with two backs with Belle, or would you rather jism in Jasmine?  Perhaps you'd prefer to Poke-ahontas?

[Sharktopus]

Coud've been worse he could've been confesing his love for....

Oh, crumbs.

Also, you haven't truly lost your childhood innocence until you've watched Snow White chain smoke a pack of Salem Menthols.

I guess her teeth weren't quite as snow white as her skin. I'm picturing Snow White stalking aound the Magic Kingdom with a perpetually burning butt dangling from the corner of her mouth, dropping ash on little girls while hacking out "And what's your name sweetie?" in a voice disturbingly reminiscent of Harvey Fierstein.

So which princess would you shoot for?  Would you make the beast with two backs with Belle, or would you rather jism in Jasmine?  Perhaps you'd prefer to Poke-ahontas?

That question deserves its own poll. Inquiring minds want to know.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

damn straight, but someone with some double entrandre skills needs to write (much as stevo has done)

[Sharktopus]

So which princess would you shoot for?  Would you make the beast with two backs with Belle, or would you rather jism in Jasmine?  Perhaps you'd prefer to Poke-ahontas?

That question deserves its own poll. Inquiring minds want to know.

damn straight, but someone with some double entrandre skills needs to write (much as stevo has done)

Do it, Steve-O! I just don't think I have the mastery over sexual innuendo that you do. And don't forget to differentiate between mermaid Ariel and human Ariel. Some dudes is freaky like dat.

[Moose]

And what's wrong with that? You have offended me, sir...

Go for it, Steve-O!

You're the man, man!