The Sharktopus is back, biznitches.

[Sharktopus]

I'm sure you've all been worried sick, wondering what happened to your favorite selachimorphic cephalopod. (That's Sharktopus for those of you who aren't up on your cryptomarine biology studies.) But fear not, all is well here at the Shark Tank. Where have I been for the last month and half you ask? That's a very good question. The correct answer is one of the following. Choose the one you like best:

     A. In a coma.
     B. I fell. Through fire and water, from the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth, until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.
     C. Technical difficulties.
     D. In a filthy cell at Gitmo awaiting courtmartial for attempted mutiny against Cap'n Crunch.

And now I can finally sate my RiffTrax nerve-wracking RiffTrax withdrawals. Also, I was about to post this when those pesky zombies busted down the door of stately Sharky Manor. It's not very timely anymore, but it came out too good not to share. It's one of my favorite comics covers, from Daredevil (vol.2) #32:



So, what did I miss?

P.S. Is it wrong to find the girl mouse in Flushed Away attractive?

[Minnesota]

gay ^^^^





but that poster is kool

[Sharktopus]

gay

What? She's a girl mouse.

[Minnesota]

haha, i havent seen it yet, glad to have ya back sharky
... also when I disapear I hope that I can ignor a sorry post... just me thou, your a legend round these parts explain your disapearence more

[Sharktopus]

I spearheaded an expedition far above the Arctic Circle in search of the legendary lost civilization of Hyperborea. Unfortunately, we had greatly misjudged the difficulty of the journey and were forced to turn back when we ran dangerously low on strawberry Twizzlers and Vault energy drink.

[BathTub]

Sharkto-who? Sorry, don't remember him. 

[kodiakthejuggler]

P.S. Is it wrong to find the girl mouse in Flushed Away attractive?

I myself have wrestled with that very thing. In short, it is NOT wrong. 


p.s. Welcome back!

[mrbasehart]

Welcome back, Sharky!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Indeed, likewise and all that twaddle..... *offers  Shaktopus a box of exploding Zuban cigars.......*

[torgosPizza]

Sharkto-who?

I kid, I kid. Welcome back, man-shark.

[Sharktopus]

P.S. Is it wrong to find the girl mouse in Flushed Away attractive?

I myself have wrestled with that very thing. In short, it is NOT wrong. 

Good to know I'm not the only deviant here.

*offers  Shaktopus a box of exploding Zuban cigars.......*

No, thanks. I'll just take the $300 worth of burglary tools.

[invasionbmovies]

P.S. Is it wrong to find the girl mouse in Flushed Away attractive?

Wow, I thought I was alone on that. I kinda kept it to myself cause I thought it was weird, but now that someone else as stepped forward, I totally agree. What's wrong with us?
-Jason

[kodiakthejuggler]

P.S. Is it wrong to find the girl mouse in Flushed Away attractive?

Wow, I thought I was alone on that. I kinda kept it to myself cause I thought it was weird, but now that someone else as stepped forward, I totally agree. What's wrong with us?
-Jason

Bring on the CG Rat love!!

[Sharktopus]

That's me - admitting a perverse attraction to anthropomorphic mice when others won't.



C'mon, she's pretty hot for a mouse. Check out those underpants.

I'm a sick, sick man, aren't I?

[Thom_Serveaux]

Coud've been worse he could've been confesing his love for....