Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)

[MrTorso]

Ha!! 

http://www.jest.com/video/174214/gilbert-gottfried-reads-fifty-shades-of-grey

[Tripe]

Damn that's some bad copy.

[MrTorso]

Damn that's some bad copy.

You aren't kidding. I had an idea to get some of the punk rock kids at my job to read passages but this tops anything I could do. There is a page about a new MAC that is pretty funny.

[Tripe]

 
As in a computer, is it bought in a highly erotic manner?

[MrTorso]

Yes the female character gets a new Mac book from the guy. It reads as Apple porn.

[Tripe]

Now, more than ever, I have to read these travesties!

[GordonZola]

It's the audio equivalent of rubbing sandpaper on your dick.

[SJP]

There is only one man who can make "I'd really like to claim your ass" sound plausible, and that man is Gilbert Gottfried.

I was going to say Jon St. John (aka Duke Nukem) did a reading of this as well, but really, there is no contest.

[losingmydignity]

It's the audio equivalent of rubbing sandpaper on your dick.

You've got to simplify your masturbation ritual.


"My nipples pucker." Damn, now if my novel gets published people are going to think I plagiarized that!

[Darth Geek]

Yes the female character gets a new Mac book from the guy. It reads as Apple porn.

Then you might like the Abduction iRiff that was just released.