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[shodan]

usually with a movie this bad, id say make Bay do a SWTHS and burn all copies of the movie but the riffs turn a crappy movie into something awesome. congrats on another home run.

[Watchman]

*Sigh* Well, I'm glad y'all liked it better than I did.

[Bob]

FINALLY watched this last night.

Wow, I cannot imagine anyone watching this movie un-riffed and actually liking it.   John M, John T and Frances McDormand had cringe worthly screen time.   I could not help but feel bad for them as they had TERRIBLE characters to play with horrible dialog.   It was just embarassing.   Not quite sure Alan Tudyk's character was supposed to be as they had him do horrible, random things.   At least he got a good paycheck out of it so he can afford to make good movies.

The puffed up lip leading lady was basically a prop to show her ass, so she did okay.   The other character actors were servicable and Shia was Shia.   I love character actor Kevin Dunn (plays the dad) so I hated to see him in this.   He has better lines as the PA voice at Midway airport than he had in this.   Glad to see that he is HBO's upcoming "Luck" where he can actually act.  And the thing that plays the mother and the asian guy.....wow....

The riff, thank god, was hilarious.......9/10.

[Darth Geek]

 John M, John T and Frances McDormand had cringe worthly screen time.   I could not help but feel bad for them as they had TERRIBLE characters to play with horrible dialog. 

I did at least appreciate how Frances McDormand's character just hated Shia and didn't want him to be there.

[D.B. Barnes]

John M, John T and Frances McDormand had cringe worthly screen time.   I could not help but feel bad for them as they had TERRIBLE characters to play with horrible dialog. 

I did at least appreciate how Frances McDormand's character just hated Shia and didn't want him to be there.

DO NOT feel bad for these people! These are professional adults who knew full well what they were signing up for. These are not elementary school children being assign parts in a school play. These people were paid rather handsomely in exchange for their dignity and reputation. Especially Turturro. This guy has whored himself out for all three of these crap bombs.

[stansimpson]

John M, John T and Frances McDormand had cringe worthly screen time.   I could not help but feel bad for them as they had TERRIBLE characters to play with horrible dialog. 

I did at least appreciate how Frances McDormand's character just hated Shia and didn't want him to be there.

DO NOT feel bad for these people! These are professional adults who knew full well what they were signing up for. These are not elementary school children being assign parts in a school play. These people were paid rather handsomely in exchange for their dignity and reputation. Especially Turturro. This guy has whored himself out for all three of these crap bombs.

You just described every actor in Hollywood... and what every non-working actor in Hollywood wants to be.

[Phantom of Krankor]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!! And they played that crappy pop song over the images to make things worse.

Bill: Guys if I die in an attack like this and this song starts playing, please kill me again.

[stansimpson]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!

You think that's bad? What say you the last scene of "Remember Me"?

[shodan]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!

You think that's bad? What say you the last scene of "Remember Me"?

whoever shoehorned that in a movie is going to burn in a very deep circle of hell.

[D.B. Barnes]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!

You think that's bad? What say you the last scene of "Remember Me"?

"Line?"

[Prince of Space 5049]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!! And they played that crappy pop song over the images to make things worse.

Bill: Guys if I die in an attack like this and this song starts playing, please kill me again.

I was very pleased the way MK&B made reference to what a slap in the face this stuff was.

[stansimpson]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!! And they played that crappy pop song over the images to make things worse.

Bill: Guys if I die in an attack like this and this song starts playing, please kill me again.

I was very pleased the way MK&B made reference to what a slap in the face this stuff was.

And I'm very pleased to know that the Prince of Space and the Phantom of Krankor are on such nice terms with each other considering all that they've been through.

And now my avatar is making me confused!!

[Phantom of Krankor]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!! And they played that crappy pop song over the images to make things worse.

Bill: Guys if I die in an attack like this and this song starts playing, please kill me again.

I was very pleased the way MK&B made reference to what a slap in the face this stuff was.

And I'm very pleased to know that the Prince of Space and the Phantom of Krankor are on such nice terms with each other considering all that they've been through.

And now my avatar is making me confused!!

NONONONONONO waaita second.... YAA SCUM!!!!

[D.B. Barnes]

Was anyone else really ticked off by the 9/11 imagery? I don't mind movies with 9/11 imagery in them, but just don't put them in undignified franchises about GIANT ROBOTS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!! And they played that crappy pop song over the images to make things worse.

Bill: Guys if I die in an attack like this and this song starts playing, please kill me again.

I was very pleased the way MK&B made reference to what a slap in the face this stuff was.

And I'm very pleased to know that the Prince of Space and the Phantom of Krankor are on such nice terms with each other considering all that they've been through.

And now my avatar is making me confused!!

NONONONONONO waaita second.... YAA SCUM!!!!

HEAH! HEAH! HEAH! HEEEAAAHH!!!
*WHEEZE* *COUGH* CHOKE*

[Watchman]

HEAH! HEAH! HEAH! HEEEAAAHH!!!
*WHEEZE* *COUGH* CHOKE*

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