Favorite Line! MRWAUGH! RAARRGH! BLUUHH!

[stansimpson]

"Her brain is the size of a crunchberry."

"Conan got cancelled but they gave him a different show. Outside of that, nothing much has happened since you've been gone."

Some great calls on the Modern Warfare riffs. It really looked like a scene straight from the game!

"Ride of the Valk--retards." (So wrong, but SO funny!)

The This American Life / Ira Glass stuff was great. Right down to his "Act one" read (I say that all the time actually; haha).

The whole Mike flipping off the screen with the trained poo-flinging monkey. Absolutely loved that!

"What's a Transformer?"   Bill seemed SO genuine. Absolutely sold it.

[Trekker4747]

Favorite line:

"OPTIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Caribbean_Smurf]

Anything heckling Shia's extreme overacting. ''Shia screams like a girl''. ''

''What's that Shia?''

''AAAAAAAARGH''

''Oh I see.''

''WAAAAAAAARG!''

[Darth Geek]

Is that pwning? Did I just pwn you?

I knew Tremors. You are no Tremors.

You mean she's even WORSE when she's unhappy?!

"Our only chance is the element of surprise." - Says the giant robot out in the open.

I'm a toy, by the way.

[CJones]

There are a ton of good lines in this one, and I'll try to remember more after a fourth viewing. But one that sticks out for me...

There is no plan -  "Jesse Ventura's campaign slogan."

Later, after seeing the devastation of Chicago...

"America, two weeks after Jesse Ventura becomes President", "Having no plan wasn't just a slogan people!"

[turbospaz3000]

There are a ton of good lines in this one, and I'll try to remember more after a fourth viewing. But one that sticks out for me...

There is no plan -  "Jesse Ventura's campaign slogan."

Later, after seeing the devastation of Chicago...

"America, two weeks after Jesse Ventura becomes President", "Having no plan wasn't just a slogan people!"

"and the new girl is degraded right out of the gate. very efficient mr. bay." lol

[Theo]

(Shia talking with one eye closed) "I don't know, Popeye!" They could've gone with the obvious jokes on his neurotic ranting, but threw a curve ball that left me laughing.

Tons of snide remarks on how awkward, creepy, and weird the Ken Jeong scenes were and how Michael Bay was the sociopathic, manchild Devil.

[shodan]

(Shia talking with one eye closed) "I don't know, Popeye!" They could've gone with the obvious jokes on his neurotic ranting, but threw a curve ball that left me laughing.

Tons of snide remarks on how awkward, creepy, and weird the Ken Jeong scenes were and how Michael Bay was the sociopathic, manchild Devil.

i usually think Ken Jeong is funny but him in this was just... pathetic. it was a bad character with worse acting.

[CJones]

"We're going to NEST."

Kevin: Grab some sticks and straw and stick them together with saliva!

Now see, this is why I like MST3K/Rifftrax. You can watch them over and over, and still catch great lines you never noticed before.

[MST3Kgirl]

(what's your girlfriend's name?)
"India"
"buttsex!"

[joebarnin]

Okay,  not saying you have to think five steps ahead, but one would be nice.