Transformers: Dark of the Moon - Coming 11/29/11 (Updated with sample!)

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/transformers-dark-moon

Hey, you know what happens if you hit play on Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and Transformers: Dark of the Moon at the same time? We tried it, turns out they don't sync at all and the Pink Floyd album will immediately set itself on fire in protest (who knew mp3s could burn?). So instead you should probably sync it with the RiffTrax, as that is officially the only way to watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon without ending up in a fetal position, weeping at the horror of its brave new world.

It's hard to believe the franchise soldiered on after the loss of its most beloved character, Megan Fox's butt. Yet somehow Michael Bay boldly moved forward with a new rich & complex female character, who ALSO has a butt, which happens to be the very first part of her shown in the film! And don't worry, all your other favorite characters are back, including: Noise! Chaos! Stuttering Shia! Racism! Screaming Shia! Respected actors shaming themselves for vacation house money! Stuttering WHILE Screaming Shia! The Matrix of Leadership! The coma induced by your laughter at the fact that they want you to take something called "The Matrix of Leadership" seriously!

Join Mike, Kevin and Bill as they take on Transformers: Dark of the Moon because it's simply not safe to watch this movie alone.
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/transformers-dark-moon

[mrbasehart]

Loved...


Bill incredibly abrupt turn and sprint.  And Kevin's glorious buttocks.

[RVR II]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[shodan]

Loved...


Bill incredibly abrupt turn and sprint.  And Kevin's glorious buttocks.

Now -that- was a buffalo shot.

ROCK CLIMBING.......DEEP HURTING.......

[Darth Geek]

3 things:

1. Finally, all those bricks worked!

2. Damn, Bill is spry for an old codger!

3. I really, REALLY never wanted to see that side of Kevin. 

[Tony]

Bill reminds me of a wild animal chewing it's own leg off to get free of a bear trap. It made me sad.

I, for one, have never watched any of the Transformers movies without the psycho-protective shield of Rifftrax over-dub.

We appreciate your sacrifice, Bill!

[higgledyhiggles]

will the riff be in 3D ?
Kevin`s backside certainly was.

[BDiamond]

"I'm COMMUNING!!"

[Watchman]

Agent Smith & Big Yoda Dragging the Ice Cream Bunny to Hell.

[Watchman]

I suppose now's a good time to ask: Will this DVD be compatible with the Riffplayer, or is it another stubborn Paramount/Dreamworks DVD in line with Thor & Star Trek?

[David]

I suppose now's a good time to ask: Will this DVD be compatible with the Riffplayer, or is it another stubborn Paramount/Dreamworks DVD in line with Thor & Star Trek?

This is the most stubborn one I've seen yet.

[Thrashalla]

I suppose now's a good time to ask: Will this DVD be compatible with the Riffplayer, or is it another stubborn Paramount/Dreamworks DVD in line with Thor & Star Trek?

This is going to be another stubborn Paramount disc, unfortunately.

[Bob]

That was wonderful............

Bill sprinting and Kevin holding his side stitch were classic.

[chobits1]

Loved...


Bill incredibly abrupt turn and sprint.  And Kevin's glorious buttocks.

oh dear Lord. the butt show of kevin's butt. that was on purpose, wasn't it..... something that one shouldn't see again. my EYES!!!!! 

[Thrashalla]

You guys are acting like this is your first time on the internet. If you've been on for longer than an hour, odds are you've seen about a hundred things WORSE than a little bit of man-butt.