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Buffalo Rider - New VOD Coming 11/22/11!!!

Started by Thrashalla, November 15, 2011, 03:19:51 PM

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Thrashalla

http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/buffalo-rider


DO YOU LIKE THE ROOM, BIRDEMIC AND SANTA & THE ICE CREAM BUNNY?
IF SO, BUY THIS AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT


When you really stop and think about it, there are two kinds of movies: movies where rugged men punch mountain lions, and movies where this sadly does not happen.

Fortunately, Buffalo Rider is the inaugural member of this first group, and while it waits for another movie to join it, (we're looking squarely at you The Help 2), it is content to quietly kick some ass all by its lonesome.

Buffalo Rider tells the story of Jake "Buffalo" Jones, a legend of the Old West who tamed and rode a two-ton buffalo named Samson and, in the process, proved that there really must not have been much to do in the Old West. And while the sight of a man who resembles a Doobie Brothers roadie riding a gigantic buffalo is spectacular in itself, the producers decide to spice up the action a bit by keeping crates of vicious wild animals just off-screen and occasionally releasing them to attack Jake and the buffalo. Bears, wolves and cougars all show up to take on Jake, who appears to have been informed of these animals' presence seconds before they were released.

You may have seen the clips of the "Guy on a Buffalo" song. Please, let us reassure you that you have NOT experienced the entire Buffalo Rider universe until you've seen the whole movie. This is a film that devotes nearly 1/10th of its screen time to tell the tale of a very, very unfortunate raccoon named Bandit. It has its own majestic theme song that you will be singing for days afterwards.  Imagine if all you saw of Birdemic were the coat-hanger scenes.  You'd be forgiven for assuming that was all the movie had to offer, but then you'd miss out on solrpnls, hanging out with your family and the spruce bark beetles. Please do not miss out on Buffalo Rider. Although the cougar punching is still pretty damn sweet...
http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/buffalo-rider

The aforementioned "Guy on a Buffalo"

http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/buffalo-rider

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stansimpson

I've kinda been taking a break from RiffTrax (not necessarily the forum tho), but THIS has reignited my PayPal account desire for RiffTrax once again! I had wanted to see the whole movie but wasn't sure I would make it all the way through uriffed. But now...... hoo boy!

Bob


doggans

Quote from: stansimpson on November 15, 2011, 03:25:42 PM
I had wanted to see the whole movie but wasn't sure I would make it all the way through uriffed. But now...... hoo boy!

Same here. Also, I want to hear the Rifftones cover the songs from every GOAB episode.

stansimpson

Quote from: doggans on November 15, 2011, 03:35:11 PM
Quote from: stansimpson on November 15, 2011, 03:25:42 PM
I had wanted to see the whole movie but wasn't sure I would make it all the way through uriffed. But now...... hoo boy!

Same here. Also, I want to hear the Rifftones cover the songs from every GOAB episode.

Edward J Grug III

I am loving these VODs so much! And this is the most exciting announcement yet!

Great work Rifftrax!

HOWEVER, can we please, please get some news on the Janet and Cole Rifftrax that was recorded five months ago?
FINE

Darth Geek

Quote from: stansimpson on November 15, 2011, 04:03:17 PM
Quote from: doggans on November 15, 2011, 03:35:11 PM
Quote from: stansimpson on November 15, 2011, 03:25:42 PM
I had wanted to see the whole movie but wasn't sure I would make it all the way through uriffed. But now...... hoo boy!

Same here. Also, I want to hear the Rifftones cover the songs from every GOAB episode.

Seconded! I've been missing the Rifftones.


shodan


Darth Geek



Jason Martian


Thrashalla

Quote from: Edward J Grug III on November 15, 2011, 04:23:37 PM

HOWEVER, can we please, please get some news on the Janet and Cole Rifftrax that was recorded five months ago?

When we have news to confirm, so will you - you guys know that we aren't exactly tight-lipped when we have actual news.
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AbsoluteDeicide

Quote from: Thrashalla on November 15, 2011, 03:19:51 PM
http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/buffalo-riderDO YOU LIKE THE ROOM, BIRDEMIC AND SANTA & THE ICE CREAM BUNNY?
IF SO, BUY THIS AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT

If someone didn't like those films they'd kind of be in the wrong place, wouldn't they?

Anyway, I was sold at someone riding a buffalo (Ted Turner?), so pretty much as soon as I read the title.

RVR II

Man! I'll need to download the Guy on a Buffalo as well as this one to make a double shot DVD :o

Darth Geek

I still really want to see Turkey shoot riff part of this, or sing the "Guy on a Buffalo" song or something. His voice would fit so well with this.


Thrashalla

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