What Herculean things did you learn from the Dark Land?

[RVR II]

I learned that the Land of Darkness army was full of bumbling idiots

[Chimental]

Can't talk. Rubbing sap on face.

[Vent]

That lava has the ability to paralyze people so that they can't escape no matter how much time they're given.

If you're an semi-demi god who's as men as men can be, enlist the help of any bumbling creep in a dress you come across, you know know when you might need somebody cruelly burned alive.

[eegah]

The Matrix creators stole fight choreography from this movie.

The sons of Hercules take FOREVER to use their strength on anything.

The Land of Darkness guards are only sometimes affected by being immersed in fire.

Martians have been "getting with" Earth women for a long time, as Babar and Droppo appear to be related.

[Joe Molotov]

I learned that being "as men as men could be" means you can get away with making the town drunk do all the hard work as long as you pull, lift, or bend something every once in a while.

And that you should always bring your own seducing robe, don't rely of the ones they provide.

[ManUnderMask]

I learned that the Land of Darkness is surprisingly well lit.

I also learned that the son of the Numidian lion never knew his dad, and as a result has a drinking problem and hates his mom's boyfriend.

[shodan]

lions are just big pussies

[Darth Geek]

I learned that part of the Land of Darkness cave was apparently designed for midgets. What was with the one hallway or whatever having only 4 foot high ceilings?

[Darth Geek]

Dragons are -old-.

And pretty useless.

[Joe Molotov]

Spears are meant to be thrown.

[starfighter]

Pastel blue mini-skirts look really goofy on body builders.

Reminds us all of when "runs like a girl" really meant something.

[CJones]

The new Queen of Darkness is susceptible to repeated nagging.

[Bob]

I learned that it was perfectly acceptable for a king to make his own daughter queen............eeeewwww.

[distantdrain]

I learned there are more annoying second bananas in the riffing universe than the "Cabot! Cabot!" guy from Outlaw.