Favorite Lines

[Darth Geek]

Lets turn on the radio. *muffled*Mercenary Man...

Hell of a shot. Really ripped physics a new one.

Tender moment from the "nobody gives a shit" collection.

I'm gonna go punish the thunderbucket.

[Thrashalla]

Lets turn on the radio. *muffled*Mercenary Man...

SHARE MY PAIN!!!! (...I've spent way too much time with this damn movie.)

[Artie]

Lets turn on the radio. *muffled*Mercenary Man...

SHARE MY PAIN!!!! (...I've spent way too much time with this damn movie.)

Incidentally "violence of the night" is what I call it when I get woken up for a bowel movement.

[CJones]

When your reaction time is slower than Earnest Borgnine, it's really hard to take them seriously.

Well now they're killing people just by being near them.

And they leave immediately. The miner comes back with 3 gallons of water. "I was only gone for 20 minutes. I even poached eggs!

Well why don't you just teleport there like you just teleported away from the van.

So he just doesn't need his glasses anymore? Maybe he went on a Lasik Mission

[Vent]

No, please, I'll GIVE you another song!
Security!  Throw this guy out!

[eegah]

We laughed painfully hard at the riffing of the disgusted looks back and forth between the main guy and girl while driving in the jeep.

[Rattrap007]

They have all the chemistry of a turd and a slightly more annoying turd...

Tender moment from the "Who gives a shit" collection

[TriffRax]

German Guy: *something that sounds kind of like "neebing people and devices" I suppose*
Bill: WHAT?!