So, what did we learn this time, class?

[Trekker4747]

You guys know the drill, tell us all what you learned from watching AbrAxas!

[Chimental]

I learned that any unnatural lighting outside of lamps is overrated.

I learned that Jim Belushi should never be a principal.

I learned there was apparently a movie named 'Terminator.' Who knew?

I learned that every human like alien to land on earth talks like Spock.

And after many hours of research of rewatching the bearded man crush skulls and shoot random citizens, I have deduced that that man is the bad guy.

[Trekker4747]

Few minutes in:

I've learned that lighting a movie is wayyyyy over rated.

I've learned that it's only possible to talk with a deep voice that implies your testicles are located below the heels of your foot.

I've learned this movie has some odd edits in it.

I've learned how sex is REALLY done.

[CJones]

I learned who the characters Watch and Ward are based on (kudos to you if you got that).

[Trekker4747]

I learned a great new pick-up line, "Are you birthing member of the human race."

[Bob]

I learned Maxi grows organic apples that you can buy from him.

Also, he likes to wear ladies sweaters.

[fodder650]

I learned that a kid that's mute all his life can magically talk at the end of the movie

I learned that the movie Firestarter is widly overrated and that Drew Barrymore stole the role from this kid

I learned that the other Belushi will do a movie to help his sister (in law?) out

I learned the big haired guy in command reminds me an awful lot of that Voodoo movie that MST3k did with Adam West. You know the one with the other Belafonte. Yeah go back and look at him now. Now go back to the MST3k movie and look at the ice cream stand scene. I haven't looked it up but both are Canadian productions and I think may be one in the same guy. Scary isn't it?

I learned that wrestlers really do not make good movies. Ask Roddy Pipper and well this one

I learned that you can get pregant because of hand... you know I will leave this one alone since the sites work safe

I learned that Bill Corbitt does a mean Ape impression. Again who knew?

[PontifexPrimus]

I learned that a magic talking box that is about to run a test on a human being to see whether he possesses the "anti-life equation" will warn you that the human does not, in fact, possess it and will be destroyed before it runs the actual test. 

[Thrashalla]

I learned that wrestlers really do not make good movies. Ask Roddy Pipper and well this one

[CJones]

I learned that wrestlers really do not make good movies. Ask Roddy Pipper and well this one

Wait, you didn't like They Live? That movie was awesome!

CRIPPLE FIGHT! (again, kudos to anyone who got that)

[space_mutiny]

I learned that no matter what is going on in a scene, 80's porn music is appropriate.

I learned that you can save money on effects simply by having another character observe a trait that doesn't exist (your skin looks like steel?)

I learned that any movie that spends at least half its existence to beating the living crap out of Jesse Ventura is ok with me.

[Trekker4747]

"Are you a birthing member of the human race?" is totally going to be my next pick-up line.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that cops in small towns with no bad guys carry Uzis.

[Bob]

I learned that cops in small towns with no bad guys carry Uzis.

Uzis with almost unlimited mag capacity.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that cops in small towns with no bad guys carry Uzis.

Uzis with almost unlimited mag capacity.

Well, it is a movie. That's pretty standard.