Arm wrestling and Truck driving? What else have we learned?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that it's okay for a grown man to take money from poor looking trailer park kids that hang out around truck stop diners.

I also learned that William Hung means business.

[Rude]

...

I learned that real truckers don't need a sleeper, a dirty cab plastered with pictures of a little boy and a built-in bowflex are enough!

-Rude

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that you can chase down your son's kidnapper's, destroying several innocent people's vehicles along the way, leave the scene of the accidents, and get off scot free.

[macleod]

Of course, kidnapping would have been completely legal too, that's why hawk gets away with ramming them...

[Quicksilver]

that and didnt the scene kind of fade out, I thought the same thing, then realized they left the scene open as the police were coming, so I assume Sly is a law abiding citizen.......somewhat besides working out while driving and letting his kid drive and illegally gambling and ramming into the mansion.....ok hes not perfect.

[macleod]

I'd have loved the scene where he explained it to the cops... "yeah, um, so my kid was arm wrestlin, and we had to make a phone call..."

[Quicksilver]

I'd have loved the scene where he explained it to the cops... "yeah, um, so my kid was arm wrestlin, and we had to make a phone call..."

oh the cops see that all the time. Ah another arm wrestling related kidnap attempt......sigh more paperwork

[LadyKenobi]

anyway I also learned my cat is stupid. After being alive four years, she failed to learn that fire is bad. During the infamous drinking valvoline scene, she walked over a candle on the coffee table and stood there for about 3 seconds before realizing she was on fire. Mind you she's a long hair, she's absolutely fine, but she smelled like a typical 80's hair salon(perms) that added to the spirit of the movie. So anyway, I missed that scene, due to my flaming kitty. It was horrible, picture napalm, but the movie and rifftrax were great.

again the cat is fine but she smells like a perm.

This made me laugh harder than anything non-Mike-written I've read here.  Something about cats nearly spontaneously combusting is just awesome to me, I guess.

[Quicksilver]

thank you and my cat thanks you. She doesnt smell anymore and is doing just fine. I have to say I damn near had a heart attack, it was like a flashback but well..... real

[macleod]

Yeah...."flaming kitty"...I can't even type those words without laughing

[Rude]

Yeah...."flaming kitty"...I can't even type those words without laughing

-Rude

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Exit, stage far-left.

[6079SmithW]

I learned that even in a movie about one armed exercise, with a kid named Mike Hawk  (say it out loud) our Mike is too classy to make the joke. Congratulations, Mike.

[Bob]

I learned that even in a movie about one armed exercise, with a kid named Mike Hawk  (say it out loud) our Mike is too classy to make the joke. Congratulations, Mike.

I learned that Mike Hawk and his best buddy Mike Hunt will form a support group.

I actually used to work with someone named Mike Hunt.   I could never say his name without smiling on the inside.   I also used to work with someone named Barbara Outhouse.   I swear to god that I am not making this up.    I loved being on teleconferences with her and everyone had to say who was on the call.   Whenever she said her name, it got really silent on the call for awhile.

[BathTub]

I work at a phone directory.

There are lots of goofy real names out there.

Hitlers, Fuhrers, Glasscock, R Sole...

but I guess my favourites are Hiscock and Hercock.