Arm wrestling and Truck driving? What else have we learned?

[Janitor]

Tell me!! Tell me!! What have you learned??

[Qrusher14242]

i learned that not drinking Valvoline means i'll win the match

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

-We learned that a man can have two last names.

-We learned that a ten year old can learn to drive a truck in about three minutes.

-We learned that Hawk(s) somehow got his son back at the end even though he didn't have legal custody.  You mean the Grandad signed him over just because he won an arm-wrestling tournament?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Yup. That's how we do it in the truck-driving biz.

[macleod]

We learned that apparently everyone who arm wrestles could really use a good rig...

[Janitor]

I learned that running across a freeway will not get you out of doing a Stallone film.

[dignan]

I learned that arm-wrestling competitions sometimes are double-elimination.  I think.  I could be wrong about that. 

[Alleged]

I learned that it's perfectly safe to simultaneously work out your triceps and drive a 50-ton tractor trailer with your son in the cab.

[macleod]

We learned that state laws don't matter when you're trying to prove your competence to the 12 year old kid..

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

We learned that a kid can drive to the airport and board a plane, AND buy a ticket, with no one noticing or being suspicious.

[macleod]

We learned if ever you're outside an airport and someone chucks you their keys....hey, it's a free car

[Pak-Man]

I've learned that the tune of "Meet Me Half Way" by Kenny Logins can be altered in various ways to tell you to feel any number of emotions. :^)

[macleod]

Didn't you know that "variations on meet me halfway" was originally a score planned by Beethoven?

[Tyrant]

   I've learned that even if your opponent's -muscular- arms are twice the girth of your -waist-, you can STILL beat them in an arm wrestling match.

[FrensaGeran]

I learned that military schools back then exercised a strong...STRONG.... "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.