What is the worst movie ever made?

[bta]

Can I see it?

[mrbasehart]

Can I see it?

You? Ye-no.

[RoninFox]

The worst film ever made is the one I wrote and directed when I was 17 in college.  It's called The Beast and I still have it somewhere on VHS.

No, you can't see it.

If I had a copy of the horror film "Sku-Dog" my friends and I made in High School I'd challenge you for the title of worst film.

It featured me getting knocked unconscious by a boat oar, fed on by a vampiress, then getting dragged out of the room by my feet several times. Literally every time the scene changed it for some reason started with me in the middle of the living room, dead, getting dragged out with no explanation as to why I was back there again. In the end all the vampire girls died off camera at the hands of a mentally challenged guy played by my old friend Brad who spent all his on camera time rocking back and forth yelling "Sku-Dog" which was the nickname of some asshole at school we all hated.

[Bob]

I stll think it sounds better than Aswang.

[Darth Geek]

So has anybody here seen Child Bride? The movie movie Kevin called the "black tar on the bottom of humanity's soul".

[Tripe]

The worst film ever made is the one I wrote and directed when I was 17 in college.  It's called The Beast and I still have it somewhere on VHS.

No, you can't see it.

Must make a call to my conntacts in Bristol ...

So has anybody here seen Child Bride? The movie movie Kevin called the "black tar on the bottom of humanity's soul".

Yep, Kevin is far to charitable, the old softy. It's avalible at one of the public domain archives but I forget which one right now and can't bring myself to look.

[Bob]

So has anybody here seen Child Bride? The movie movie Kevin called the "black tar on the bottom of humanity's soul".

Yeah, that would be cool if someone does an iriff on it, but I am DYING to use hires poster I have for "Shotgun Wedding".   Who can resist a movie shot in "Flaming Hillbilly Color"?

[Darth Geek]

So...is Shotgun Wedding an alternate title for Child Bride?

Shotgun Wedding sounds like a good name for an album (although probably of music that I wouldn't like).

[Bob]

They are different movies, although I am sure the inbred factor between them is quite high.

[Tripe]

Yep if you liked Child Bride you'll simply love Shotgun Wedding and are probably on at least two lists maintained by law enforcement agencies.

[Doctor Who?]

So...is Shotgun Wedding an alternate title for Child Bride?

Shotgun Wedding sounds like a good name for an album (although probably of music that I wouldn't like).

It is the name album.

My dad has owned it for many years.

[Bob]

OMG, it is an album!

[Russell]

You? Ye-no.

I bet you it's not the worst film ever, only from your own point of view.

[Doctor Who?]

OMG, it is an album!

It's a greatest hit album(so the name kind of makes sense)for the Christain rock band Bride.

[Watchman]