Rifftrax Presents! Jurassic Park 3 featuring Matthew J. Elliott Coming 4/15!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/jurassic-park-3

Three is the magic number�Three Musketeers, Three Blind Mice, three trained marksmen stationed at different points in Dealey Plaza.* Jurassic Park 3 follows the great tradition of movie trilogies where the person or persons responsible for the success of the first two decided to do something else while they still had a career, leaving whoever happened to be available at the time to finish the job�for further examples, see The Mummy, Scream and The X-Men series.

British guy Matthew J Elliott wishes the world at large to know that, in preparing this commentary (the first in history to mention vajazzling.**), he agonized over every single riff. Now it's your turn.

*As outlined in my forthcoming book, How Elvis Killed JFK�check Amazon for further details, unless it's suppressed by Government Forces or poor advance sales

**At least, I assume so. Hell, I can't watch 'em all. Maybe there's something about it in Casablanca or The Star Wars Holiday Special. But I sure as hell hope not.
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/jurassic-park-3

[Darth Geek]

Awesome!

[spaceforarent]

Very awesome! Not only is this a movie I'd love to see riffed, but I already own the DVD (I bought the three pack, okay*?).


*plus, it's a dinosaur movie. Who doesn't love dinosaur movies?

[Artie]

Great news!

[Doctor Who?]

This is great news,I already own the disc! 

Does anyone else think this was better then The Lost World?

[Starman!]

 

[MrTorso]

Yeah!! MJE!!  Been waiting for a new one!! Awesome!

[TheUnabeefer]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMZOMGZOMGZOMGLOLORZEZ!!!!!1111111oneoneoneoneuno

[edit]

I wonder what box I have this packed in.... Curses!! Blast the moving process!!!

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[Compound]

Wow. This was a surprise!

And suddenly I'm quite thankful that I bought the Jurassic Park Franchise pack back when I bought J Park.

Does anyone else think this was better then The Lost World?

Doc, getting poked in the eye was better than Lost World.

[Edward J Grug III]

This is AWESOME news! I am always happy with a new Matthew J Elliott track!

(By the way, there's a typo in his last name in the title of this thread)

[Edward J Grug III]

Holy crap - and it's out tomorrow?! Awesome!

[Doctor Who?]

Wow. This was a surprise!

And suddenly I'm quite thankful that I bought the Jurassic Park Franchise pack back when I bought J Park.

Does anyone else think this was better then The Lost World?

Doc, getting poked in the eye was better than Lost World.

I'm not saying it was great or anything but I didn't care much for Malcome,The Lost world was one of the most preachy movies I have ever seen,and i still have no idea how the TRex killed everone on the boat with out leaving his cage.

[Doctor Who?]

Wow. This was a surprise!

And suddenly I'm quite thankful that I bought the Jurassic Park Franchise pack back when I bought J Park.

Does anyone else think this was better then The Lost World?

Doc, getting poked in the eye was better than Lost World.

I'm not saying it was great or anything but I didn't care much for Malcome,The Lost world was one of the most preachy movies I have ever seen,and i still have no idea how the TRex killed everone on the boat with out leaving his cage.

He just quietly put himself back in his cage when he was done so that no one would suspect... The perfect crime!

Well it would have been if Columbo hadn't been put on the case.

[Bob]

Looking forward to this...... really liked all his other iRiffs and this movie is sooooo cheesey.

[Thrifty]

TODAY?  Jesus, I haven't even gotten started on Wrath of Khan.  Give us some warning on these things!