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Started by Zombie, October 28, 2010, 07:11:32 PM

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stansimpson

Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
#1 If you were at the Syracuse Carousel Mall, I was the guy in the red shirt who was still laughing at "Let's get crunk.... bitches" even after the show.

I had this immediate flash of an idea of that phrase on a t-shirt with a floating Vincent Price head in the middle.

Darth Geek

Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
Didn't think much of Paul F Tomkins,
yeah, his long story about the bathroom at the beginning was okay at best. He did an adeququet job riffing. But I wasn't blown away or anything. I want to see them get a really cool celebrity like Bruce Campbell. Now that guy knows how to work a crowd.


UncleDes

Quote from: Darth Geek on October 28, 2010, 08:42:17 PM
Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
Didn't think much of Paul F Tomkins,
yeah, his long story about the bathroom at the beginning was okay at best. He did an adeququet job riffing. But I wasn't blown away or anything. I want to see them get a really cool celebrity like Bruce Campbell. Now that guy knows how to work a crowd.

I thought he did an aqueduct job , too [sorry: couldn't resist, dude!], but for real riffing you need the kind of guy who says absolutely nothing for ages, then drops THE ONE that you remember the rest of your life.

Des

UncleDes

Quote from: stansimpson on October 28, 2010, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
#1 If you were at the Syracuse Carousel Mall, I was the guy in the red shirt who was still laughing at "Let's get crunk.... bitches" even after the show.

I had this immediate flash of an idea of that phrase on a t-shirt with a floating Vincent Price head in the middle.

Let me know when you start the print run: I'll take five.

Des

doctorhu

Quote from: stansimpson on October 28, 2010, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
#1 If you were at the Syracuse Carousel Mall, I was the guy in the red shirt who was still laughing at "Let's get crunk.... bitches" even after the show.

I had this immediate flash of an idea of that phrase on a t-shirt with a floating Vincent Price head in the middle.

I would totally wear it.

And if I had remembered that joke at the moment I was doing my top 5 list, it would have shot straight to number one. I have no clue how that one slipped my mind.
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The entire show was hilarious
And props to who ever was in the kc theater after seeing the Halloween tip "Candy corn is an awsome treat for kids who cant get enough corn" stood up and asked every one if corn was a grass or not.

Also after the guy got stuck in the closet and they opened up the door. "Yay i rescued you all"

Pak-Man

Man what a show! I think this was my favorite live show, yet. The shorts were beautifully bizarre, and the mostly-new script had me laughing the whole way through. I'm also glad the Disappearing money short is the download because my brother showed up late from a Job interview and missed it.

"Ahh! Letting go isn't an option for some reason!"

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Zombie on October 28, 2010, 07:11:32 PM
......and where is the DVD for the last show?

Or just the shorts, "At Your Fingertips: Grass" and "Frozen Frolics" individually?

Stefan

OOOOOOMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFGGGGGG Loved it.

So many great quotes but one of my favorites was definitely when the 2 caretakers were standing in the hallway and it went something like...

"Ok is this almost over we've got a swingers party to get to." LOL  :clap:

I want MOOOOOAAAARRRRRR

stansimpson

"Oh no!  Someone invented the internet!"

That got a rousing applause in our theater.   :D

TTYT

For some odd reason, the Chanukah candle joke was the one that got the biggest laugh in Portland . I think...There were so many big laughs - especially from the people sitting right next to me - that I can't exactly remember.

But for giving up the laughs I've been getting via scaring the crap out of people this whole month (haunted house volunteer) for one night, this more than made up the difference. Although I will admit I was a bit disappointed by the lack of "No paper!"

stansimpson

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Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 09:00:27 PM
Quote from: stansimpson on October 28, 2010, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
#1 If you were at the Syracuse Carousel Mall, I was the guy in the red shirt who was still laughing at "Let's get crunk.... bitches" even after the show.

I had this immediate flash of an idea of that phrase on a t-shirt with a floating Vincent Price head in the middle.

Let me know when you start the print run: I'll take five.

Des
How about... now?   ;D

Link to order:  http://tinyurl.com/vincentkrunk

A value shirt version will knock $5 off the price! 
And don't forget to use the code OCTSHIRTSALE for an additional $5 off!  (Which would put it at about $8 total [+s&h]  :o).

PlayMSTie

And the grocery witch ]is now on Twitter!

By the way, what was the last riff in that short, when they did the closeup of her? I didn't catch it.
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ShadowDog

Looks like my theater has settled into half capacity.  It was standing room only the first time, and has been at half capacity every show since.

I missed the animated shorts narrated by the little girl.  So Reefer Madness was still the best live show for me.

The PF whatever his name was was okay but not great.  His bathroom story was funny but would have been funnier at about half the length.  His riffing was actually pretty good.

Quote from: stansimpson on October 28, 2010, 11:06:41 PM
"Oh no!  Someone invented the internet!"

That got a rousing applause in our theater.   :D

Mine too.  And that was my favorite line.  It's one of those truly inspired riffs.

Quote from: TTYT on October 29, 2010, 12:00:15 AM
For some odd reason, the Chanukah candle joke was the one that got the biggest laugh in Portland .

Yeah, my theater too, and I didn't think it was funny.  I mean, I get the whole Chanukah/ candle angle, but not sure why it was so funny to everybody else.

Great show!  It's in my top 3 for live shows.  The very first show was the weakest, Reefer was the best, and this one was closer to Reefer than the bottom.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

lmolson73

Quote from: stansimpson on October 29, 2010, 12:49:17 AM
Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 09:00:27 PM
Quote from: stansimpson on October 28, 2010, 08:38:57 PM
Quote from: UncleDes on October 28, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
#1 If you were at the Syracuse Carousel Mall, I was the guy in the red shirt who was still laughing at "Let's get crunk.... bitches" even after the show.

I had this immediate flash of an idea of that phrase on a t-shirt with a floating Vincent Price head in the middle.

Let me know when you start the print run: I'll take five.

Des
How about... now?   ;D

Link to order:  http://tinyurl.com/vincentkrunk

A value shirt version will knock $5 off the price! 
And don't forget to use the code OCTSHIRTSALE for an additional $5 off!  (Which would put it at about $8 total [+s&h]  :o).

Don't you spell Crunk with a C? (i.e. crazy drunk?  or also acceptable is chronic drunk, if you smokes a little reefer...but still with a C).