New Short - "What If We Had A Fire?" Available Now!!!

[Thrashalla]

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/what-if-we-had-a-fire


Some questions are as old as time.  "Why are we here?"  "Can love really last?"  "Who let the dogs out?"  "Is corn grass?"  But there's one ancient question that's sure to chill you to the bone, when asked creepily by your five-year-old after a long pregnant pause: What If We Had A Fire?  It's a simple query that can draw a lot of attention: just ask a certain Floridian minister who was recently in the news. 

But while the question of "who didn't start the fire?" was well and thoroughly answered by the esteemed Mr. Joel, this matter has gone woefully unaddressed.  No longer!  The young star of our film goes after the issue head-on, inspired by the scorched home of one of his classmates. Undistracted by the question of "Should We Try To Help The Recently Displaced Family of My Classmate?" our boy says, hey, what about ME?  His parents promptly send him off to seek answers at the fire station, so they can work on the new insurance scam their son's question has inspired.  "Honey, what if we had a fire?  Maybe then I could get that Camaro I've always wanted!"

Pretty much every party Mike, Kevin and Bill have ever attended has ended with the question What If We Had A Fire?


http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/what-if-we-had-a-fire

[RVR II]

Fire! FIRE!! FIRE!!!

[Thrifty]

Fire! FIRE!! FIRE!!!

You're under arrest. 

You're not allowed to do that in a crowded message board.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Fire! FIRE!! FIRE!!!

Bear!

Great short.   The ending was hilarious and a bit of a surprise, a little more dirty than what the guys normally go.

[spaceforarent]

Fire! FIRE!! FIRE!!!

Bear!

Great short.   The ending was hilarious and a bit of a surprise, a little more dirty than what the guys normally go.

I normally don't watch the shorts upon release, but descriptions like that always make me watch them right away.

[RVR II]

Fire! FIRE!! FIRE!!!

You're under arrest. 

You're not allowed to do that in a crowded message board.

D'OH!!

[byuni]

Actual fire may be far less funky.   

[Rattrap007]

We need more Comic book t shirts..

[ManUnderMask]

I only have two great fears in my life, one is fire and the other is zombies. As such, we had a fire in a trashcan and I panicked and wouldn't leave the house for a week, and for a month after that I actually expected to come home to smoldering ruins. Will this short hit my panic button?

[MartyS (Gromit)]

I only have two great fears in my life, one is fire and the other is zombies. As such, we had a fire in a trashcan and I panicked and wouldn't leave the house for a week, and for a month after that I actually expected to come home to smoldering ruins. Will this short hit my panic button?

They don't show any actual fire, but they do show a burned out house for a few seconds, the rest is all talk about how to plan for a fire, escape routes and such.

Zombies eh, I could make a joke about the wife in the short, but the riff already blasted her pretty bad so I'll lay off...

[eegah]

"Now you're cooking!"

[space_mutiny]

I only have two great fears in my life, one is fire and the other is zombies. As such, we had a fire in a trashcan and I panicked and wouldn't leave the house for a week, and for a month after that I actually expected to come home to smoldering ruins. Will this short hit my panic button?

No, no, you'll be fine. Just practice escaping from your house every hour or so. Don't forget to crawl around like an idiot!

[Rattrap007]

I only have two great fears in my life, one is fire and the other is zombies. As such, we had a fire in a trashcan and I panicked and wouldn't leave the house for a week, and for a month after that I actually expected to come home to smoldering ruins. Will this short hit my panic button?

not at all.. Just don't think of the horde of zombies on your lawn and you'll be fine...


mmmmm brains...

[Darth Geek]

I haven't seen this one yet, but "What if we had a fire?" invokes Yes-ian "owner of a lonely heart" type discussions.