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Celebrate Bella's Birthday!

Started by Compound, September 09, 2010, 12:31:49 PM

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Compound

I spotted this over on Fandango, while looking up movie times.

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'Eclipse' Back in Theaters for Bella's B-day

By: Lizerne Guiting on September 8, 2010 at 11:10AM

On the calendar of every super Twi-hard, Sept. 13 is marked as Bella's birthday. In celebration of it, Summit is re-releasing Eclipse  in theaters this Friday! So instead of just getting together with your fellow Cullen and wolf pack aficionados this weekend and reminiscing how fast summer went by, you can actually head to the theaters and treat yourselves to one more Eclipse viewing for Bella's birthday bash. Sure, it's her birthday, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve a little fun as well.

Plus, Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 doesn't open until Nov. 18, 2011, which is quite a long stretch to be Twilight free. If you'll be heading back to theaters to watch Eclipse for the umpteenth time, sound off below.

I know that I've got a massive Bella B-Day party scheduled for Monday. How about you?

(Seriously, we need to celebrate fictional characters' birthdays now?)

Darth Geek

Oh crap, why does it have to be the day after my birthday?!

Also, since Bella is now a vampire, does she still celebrate her birthday, or the day she got turned into a vampire? Aaaand I just got dumber for writing that...


mrbasehart

Ehn, I guess some die-hard Twilight fans will want to celebrate it and the studios are perfectly willing to squeeze some more dollars from them.

No matter how stupid it is.   :)

Darth Geek

Quote from: mrbasehart on September 09, 2010, 01:42:13 PM
Ehn, I guess some die-hard Twilight fans will want to celebrate it and the studios are perfectly willing to squeeze some more dollars from them.

No matter how stupid it is.   :)
To celebrate Bella Swan's birthday send her a gift of one dollar. Just put one dollar in an envelope and send it to:
Summit Entertainment
P.O. Box....


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Hmmm.....in New Moon the "big Romeo and Juliet essay" was due on Bella's birthday.  September 13th is kind of early in the school year to start having essays due, isn't it?  Especially on Shakespeare.  My teachers always wanted to read the thing out loud in class, stopping every other speech to explain the language and dissect the meaning. Took weeks....

Doctor Who?

Quote from: Darth Geek on September 09, 2010, 03:20:58 PM
Quote from: mrbasehart on September 09, 2010, 01:42:13 PM
Ehn, I guess some die-hard Twilight fans will want to celebrate it and the studios are perfectly willing to squeeze some more dollars from them.

No matter how stupid it is.   :)
To celebrate Bella Swan's birthday send her a gift of one dollar. Just put one dollar in an envelope and send it to:
Summit Entertainment
P.O. Box....

I just finished watching that episode of The Simpsons :D

doggans

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 09, 2010, 10:02:15 PM
Hmmm.....in New Moon the "big Romeo and Juliet essay" was due on Bella's birthday.  September 13th is kind of early in the school year to start having essays due, isn't it?  Especially on Shakespeare.  My teachers always wanted to read the thing out loud in class, stopping every other speech to explain the language and dissect the meaning. Took weeks....

Was it summer reading in the movie? We often had summer reading essays due on the first day or two of class. Of course, these "essays" were really more like worksheets where they gave us a bunch of questions we had to answer in about five sentences each, but...

Darth Geek

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 09, 2010, 10:02:15 PM
Hmmm.....in New Moon the "big Romeo and Juliet essay" was due on Bella's birthday.  September 13th is kind of early in the school year to start having essays due, isn't it?  Especially on Shakespeare.  My teachers always wanted to read the thing out loud in class, stopping every other speech to explain the language and dissect the meaning. Took weeks....
UGH! That is pure TORCHA!


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Darth Geek on September 10, 2010, 06:09:49 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 09, 2010, 10:02:15 PM
Hmmm.....in New Moon the "big Romeo and Juliet essay" was due on Bella's birthday.  September 13th is kind of early in the school year to start having essays due, isn't it?  Especially on Shakespeare.  My teachers always wanted to read the thing out loud in class, stopping every other speech to explain the language and dissect the meaning. Took weeks....
UGH! That is pure TORCHA!
Especially when you go from your last year of junior high where the teacher focused on "Macbeth" to a high school where the teacher decided to start with "Macbeth"!

Only Shakespeare I've never watched on film despite my love of Orson Welles.

Compound

....and I completely spaced on Bella's birthday yesterday. Sniff. I'll have to wait until next year now to celebrate.

Fuzzy Necromancer

In future years, this shall be celebrated as Bellamas, where we give each other presents, decorate a pine tree with sparkly vampire dolls, sing carols with mumbly lyrics, and complain how much it sucks to be plain and unique.
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

doctorhu

Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on September 19, 2010, 10:51:39 PM
In future years, this shall be celebrated as Bellamas, where we give each other presents, decorate a pine tree with sparkly vampire dolls, sing carols with mumbly lyrics, and complain how much it sucks to be plain and unique.

But I already celebrate Arbor Day that way. Doesn't everybody?
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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: doctorhu on September 20, 2010, 07:35:13 AM
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on September 19, 2010, 10:51:39 PM
In future years, this shall be celebrated as Bellamas, where we give each other presents, decorate a pine tree with sparkly vampire dolls, sing carols with mumbly lyrics, and complain how much it sucks to be plain and unique.

But I already celebrate Arbor Day that way. Doesn't everybody?

Shouldn't one celebrate "Bella Day" by begging someone to kill them?