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If I had amnesia....

Started by anais.jude, May 15, 2010, 04:20:53 PM

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anais.jude

Tell us, what would you do if you had amnesia?


I would watch the original Star Wars and experience it again for the first time



and you?

goflyblind

dF = 0
d*F = J

Tripe

I'd assume I was chasing that guy

*BANG*

No, he's chasing me.

a pretty girl is like

Go back to high school just like Jon Cryer did.
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

SJP

I'd be wondering where I put that thing...you know, that thing...I had it the other day?

Actually, now that I think about it, I don't NEED amnesia to be in that situation.  Excuse me a moment.
One Man Band Riffs.  18 riffs, over 600 served, since 2009.

LordZordec

If I had amnesia, I would have no doubt forgotten about having this conversation, ergo, any plans made here would be irrelevent.  In reality, I would probably go on the local news and be like, "If you know me, please come pick me up down at the hospital."

Which reminds me, anyone remember that Harrison Ford movie Regarding Henry?  I guess it would be sort of like that.
"I love you Braaaaaaaaaak!!!"

SJP

Regarding Henry?  Slipped my mind... ;)
One Man Band Riffs.  18 riffs, over 600 served, since 2009.

Darth Geek

I'd get my friends to hit me with a big clown hammer until I remembered I had ambrosia.


blumanchu

I would think that the iRiff system was going down temporarily THIS Monday.

Johnny Unusual

Have a good excuse for my bad memory.

Thom_Serveaux

Quote from: Darth Geek on May 15, 2010, 07:43:18 PM
I'd get my friends to hit me with a big clown hammer until I remembered I had ambrosia.
Gee that seems familiar and yet for some inexplicable reason, I can't place it...

Anyway for me, it'd be great, because no doubt one of you would introduce me to MST3K/RiffTrax/Cinematic Titanic.  Then I'd get to fall in love with it all over again.  It would all be brand new to me, Excuse me for a moment, won't you? Thank You...

*gets up from computer to locate the Giant Clown Hammer*

AmazingThor

I would assume I had slipped into a Lifetime movie and assume every cute girl I met was really my wife of ten years and was trying to woo me all over again.

Darth Geek

I'd be thankful it wasn't explosive amnesia.


stansimpson

#13
I'd forget I had amnesia and would be sent into a feedback loop that would vegetate me for life.  Or just ask for the Giant Clown Hammer or a coconut from Gilligan's Island to bonk me on the head.  That works, you know.  I read it on WebMD.  Or was that Wikipedia?

In all seriousness, what really would happen to you:



The answer: You'd be a completely different person who'd get to rediscover your favorite things, rediscover your family and you'd make all new friends.


EDIT: How come the trailer for Unknown White Male isn't showing up?  Just me?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: stansimpson on June 26, 2010, 04:52:52 PM
The answer: You'd be a completely different person who'd get to rediscover your favorite things, rediscover your family and you'd make all new friends.

That's one of the big drawbacks to amnesia.....having to learn the hard way who you can and cannot trust all over again.