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I wish Blade would kill them all

Started by Phantom of Krankor, May 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM

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Darth Geek

#30
September 06, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: Fionn on September 06, 2009, 05:07:45 PM


And if the sequel ruins werewolves...I am going to start tearing out throats.  Pack signups start after the first sign of crap from the sequel.

Yeah, that is what concerns me the most with the sequel. Vampires have been pussified and eurotrashified plenty of times before, but werewolves are inherently cooler and to screw them up is far more insulting.

Fionn

#31
September 06, 2009, 05:48:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on September 06, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: Fionn on September 06, 2009, 05:07:45 PM


And if the sequel ruins werewolves...I am going to start tearing out throats.  Pack signups start after the first sign of crap from the sequel.

Yeah, that is what concerns me the most with the sequel. Vampires have been pussified and eurotrashified plenty of times before, but werewolves are inherently cooler and to screw them up is far more insulting.

The only hopeful bit is that the werewolves actually LOOK like wolves instead of bald gophers (underworld), hairy gophers (underworld evolution) or rats on chemotherapy (Harry Potter 3).


(Yes, I made both of these lolz.)

RobtheBarbarian

#32
September 06, 2009, 05:51:15 PM
As long as we're mixing genres, I'd pay to see them all eaten by xenomorphs...

goflyblind

#33
September 06, 2009, 05:56:09 PM
one word: reavers.
dF = 0
d*F = J

MSTJedi

#35
September 06, 2009, 09:15:23 PM
Quote from: RobtheBarbärian on September 06, 2009, 05:58:12 PM
Quote from: Fionn on September 06, 2009, 05:48:16 PM


Ha!

It actually took me a minute to get that. At first I was wondering if it was a fill in the blank thing. Then I figured out that "blank" was the operative word.

Darth Geek

#36
September 06, 2009, 10:09:29 PM
If she wants a creepy pasty white guy, why not upgrade:

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

#38
September 06, 2009, 11:56:38 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on September 06, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: Fionn on September 06, 2009, 05:07:45 PM


And if the sequel ruins werewolves...I am going to start tearing out throats.  Pack signups start after the first sign of crap from the sequel.

Yeah, that is what concerns me the most with the sequel. Vampires have been pussified and eurotrashified plenty of times before, but werewolves are inherently cooler and to screw them up is far more insulting.
Let's hope they survive the Del Toro film first.....

Trumpysgirl

#39
September 07, 2009, 06:08:21 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on September 06, 2009, 11:56:38 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on September 06, 2009, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: Fionn on September 06, 2009, 05:07:45 PM


And if the sequel ruins werewolves...I am going to start tearing out throats.  Pack signups start after the first sign of crap from the sequel.

Yeah, that is what concerns me the most with the sequel. Vampires have been pussified and eurotrashified plenty of times before, but werewolves are inherently cooler and to screw them up is far more insulting.
Let's hope they survive the Del Toro film first.....

I honestly had no problem with the werewolves in the Twilight movie, the idea of making them Native American actually seemed like a cool one.....then I found out where the story goes with the main werewolf. Ick....
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

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"About a pound."

Crow T. Robot 666

#40
September 07, 2009, 07:25:29 PM
They ripped off Worwilf?  Ye gods what a crapfest.

Scorpy

#41
June 02, 2010, 12:11:59 PM
Quote from: Fionn on September 06, 2009, 05:48:16 PM




I saw that one without the captions.  It made me happy.
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