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I wish Blade would kill them all

Started by Phantom of Krankor, May 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM

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Raven

Quote from: Ayriana22 on May 14, 2009, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on May 14, 2009, 07:26:07 PM
Then Willow can wave it in the air and shout "This is the skin of a killer!"


LOL!! Some how I could totally see that.

I'm in the middle of watching all of the Buffy episodes for the first time and i must say it has so far been an enjoyable experience.

How far are you?  I'm just going through them again, we should watch some together.

Ayriana22

i just finished watching episode 9 from season 4 last night
"Occasionally,  I'm callous and strange"-Willow -Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Fuzzy Necromancer

Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

Pak-Man

Heck, Van Helsing could have made this movie better. :^)

Darth Geek

Quote from: Pak-Man on May 22, 2009, 11:21:18 AM
Heck, Van Helsing could have made this movie better. :^)

Wow...you're right...I can't beleive it but your right.

Actually as bad as he is, Richard Roxburgh was less painful to watch as a vampire than the Twilight Pale Man Group.


Ayriana22

Quote from: Darth Geek on May 22, 2009, 11:46:04 AM
Quote from: Pak-Man on May 22, 2009, 11:21:18 AM
Heck, Van Helsing could have made this movie better. :^)

Wow...you're right...I can't beleive it but your right.

Actually as bad as he is, Richard Roxburgh was less painful to watch as a vampire than the Twilight Pale Man Group.

At least Roxburgh and the writers of Van Helsing stuck with traditional vampire standards.
Also, i wouldn't mind watching Hugh Jackman bring about the timely end of the sparkly freaks. As either VanHelsing or hell... even as Wolverine. They threw everything else out the window for Twilight, why not bring in the X-Men to clean it up.... or make it even more absurd? Is that possible?  :o
"Occasionally,  I'm callous and strange"-Willow -Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Fuzzy Necromancer

Actually, no vampires are truly "traditional". A new twist on the mythos is nothing new, and that's partly because there's such a wealth of varied and contradictory folklore you have to pick and choose at some point.

What stephenie meyers did with the vampire mythos was prove why "original" is not the same as "good."
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

ShadowDog

Just ran across this and couldn't not post it here.  Heh.

"Did she just say Chipping?"

Trumpysgirl

Quote from: ShadowDog on June 13, 2009, 08:24:59 AM
Just ran across this and couldn't not post it here.  Heh.



I am amused.

I found this as well, though I can't post it because the size is too big. But seriously, there should be a vampire convention.
http://darkwings9.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Convention-101751009
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."

Darth Geek

Quote from: Trumpysgirl on June 13, 2009, 09:30:20 AM
But seriously, there should be a vampire convention.


I think there should be a vampire intervention.
"You're making us look bad, blah."


Fuzzy Necromancer

Edward Cullen was created to make Lestat not seem like an angsty vampire sue.
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

Darth Geek

Sadly this whole Twilight fad making vampires look so stupid, kind of definitively disproves the real existence of vampires. As Stephany Meyers would have been sucked dry right after the fist book became so popular.


Fuzzy Necromancer

Not necessarily. Maybe they've just all gone underground to hide themselves from the reflected shame.
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

"Where there's smoke, there's a smoke-making machine."

ShadowDog

Quote from: Trumpysgirl on June 13, 2009, 09:30:20 AM
I found this as well, though I can't post it because the size is too big. But seriously, there should be a vampire convention.
http://darkwings9.deviantart.com/art/Vampire-Convention-101751009

LMFAO!  Nice.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Fionn

#29
Regrettably, I think Blade and Buffy would spare the Cullens owing to their strong ethics.  Even Blade had to choose to team with vampires in Blade 2...it's a matter of these particular slayers thinking ahead tactically and strategically.

The senior Cullen...I'd have to spare owing to him being an MD.  Professional courtesy, of course.  The rest of 'em...

Hell, what you need is to either drop a strategic nuke on Forks...or let loose a Terminator on them.  Yeah, it's a genre mismatch, but can you imagine Summer Glau laying waste to the Cullens with a Mk.19 automatic grenade launcher?  That sucker will blow them apart!  If these vampires have to be cut to pieces first, that's the way to do it!

And if the sequel ruins werewolves...I am going to start tearing out throats.  Pack signups start after the first sign of crap from the sequel.