I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...

[Tripe]

Nope neither of them addressed the actual point. Like I said it's ok that you're not up to it, it's just that you initial claim was a bit silly.
So if you could do me the favour of stating that your claim to be able to refute any criticism was silly then we can just knock this on the head.

No, it was not silly. Lens Flare is a movie technique that glamorizes the cold dark of
outer space and the Enterprise, and in my opinion was necessary to the frenetic
amount of action going on.

_
Nope I'm talking about you claim to be able to refute any criticism. Something you've failed to do. At least twice your refutation has essentially been "because". Like I said that's not a problem I just want you, for your owngood as much as anything else, to admit you ovestated things there.

[bta]

I think the lens flare was a physical manifestation of the timeline changes or it could be just the norm in this alternate universe....also swans don't have penises in this alternate universe.

Then how do Swans exist? Is it like a Jurassic Park thing where their DNA merged with African
frogs and they randomly change sex in the absence of males?

No, swans exist because in this universe swans are a cross breed of chickens and ducks.

[Tripe]

Nope neither of them addressed the actual point. Like I said it's ok that you're not up to it, it's just that you initial claim was a bit silly.
So if you could do me the favour of stating that your claim to be able to refute any criticism was silly then we can just knock this on the head.

No, it was not silly. Lens Flare is a movie technique that glamorizes the cold dark of
outer space and the Enterprise, and in my opinion was necessary to the frenetic
amount of action going on.

_
Nope I'm talking about you claim to be able to refute any criticism. Something you've failed to do. At least twice your refutation has essentially been "because". Like I said that's not a problem I just want you, for your owngood as much as anything else, to admit you ovestated things there.

Actually I don't care and this is drifting so enough of this.

Back to Plinkett or whatever.

[Russell]

No, swans exist because in this universe swans are a cross breed of chickens and ducks.

No.

Nope I'm talking about you claim to be able to refute any criticism. Something you've failed to do. At least twice your refutation has essentially been "because". Like I said that's not a problem I just want you, for your owngood as much as anything else, to admit you ovestated things there.

Why? I can admit I was wrong, but if I do, I want to do it for the right reasons. Why do
I feel like you seem content to make me feel like I should be humiliated for it?
That's the wrong reason.

Plinkett's and the Crystal skull... should be fun.

[Tripe]

See my last post.

[bta]

No, swans exist because in this universe swans are a cross breed of chickens and ducks.

No.

Yeah, they are.  Also, when they fart there is a severe lens flare.

[Russell]

See my last post.

I did. Believe me, I don't want to carry things beyond a certain point either.

Okay, Crystal Skull, what do you want to bet Plinkett's opening line will be
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the most disappointing
thing since Crystal Pepsi?

Ummm... anyone going to respond? I mean Jesus it's like as soon as my
tirade is over everybody just loses interest. Come on! We're talking about
Red letter media here!

[RoninFox]

Curious if we'll get another "George Lucas" cameo thanks to the Crystal Skull review.

Also, anyone else checking out the "Half in the Bag" series? If you haven't it's also on the Red Letter Media site and it's a review show starring "Plinkett's VCR repairmen" one of whom is the guy behind Plinkett out of character. (you can tell it's him easily, even without him playing up the character.  It's about as much of an exaggeration as Dr Teeth was for Jim Hebson)

[CrowTeeRobot]

http://blip.tv/play/AYLFozkC

Okay, the Fuck Bot 5000 is hilarious!

[Russell]

A robot fucks a monkey? Why, I don't think I've ever seen anything that crazy since an Elephant fucked
a pig!

[D.B. Barnes]

Also, anyone else checking out the "Half in the Bag" series? If you haven't it's also on the Red Letter Media site and it's a review show starring "Plinkett's VCR repairmen" one of whom is the guy behind Plinkett out of character. (you can tell it's him easily, even without him playing up the character.  It's about as much of an exaggeration as Dr Teeth was for Jim Hebson)

I've watched a handful so far, my favorite being the 'fake' Zookeeper trailer episode. I really like how the guys two play off each other. Aside from the Zookeeper ep, the reviews seem completely unscripted and off-the-cuff, at least from what I've seen so far. The reviews are insightful in addition to being funny. I think that's why I prefer Spoony over TGWTG. A lot of the time, TGWTG's reviews are a little too shticky for me.

[CrowTeeRobot]

"Oh dang! It must be my birthday, 'cause I found some white boys!"

Edit:

[D.B. Barnes]

CLICK...

Red Letter Media
Wouldn't it be a horrible shame if all the subscribers on this RLM facebook page clicked the thumbs down button for the Jack and Jill trailer on the official Happy Madison youtube page? That would be so unfortunate if that happened...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA48UG0gkJI

[Russell]

Wow, surprise surprise, nobody wants to see Adam Sandler in Drag.
Nobody wants to see his Hairy Ass Plinkett either.

[Watchman]

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