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Ok how is twilight a saga?

Started by Doctor Who?, March 29, 2010, 06:57:52 AM

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Doctor Who?

I mean don't sagas have to have something big at stake and doesn't there scope have to be big?  Twilight the only stakes are if two selfish teenagers get together and the scope seems to be limited to a small section of washington.  How is that a saga?

ShadowDog

Maybe there's more travel and more epic and more at stake in the final two movies.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!  Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Sharktopus

Because Twilight is adapted from an ancient Bavarian epic poem called Die Geschichte des Mädchens, das nicht entscheiden könnte.

mrbasehart

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sa·ga
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–noun
1.
a medieval Icelandic or Norse prose narrative of achievements and events in the history of a personage, family, etc.
2.
any narrative or legend of heroic exploits.
3.
Also called saga novel. a form of the novel in which the members or generations of a family or social group are chronicled in a long and leisurely narrative.

Probably falls under the third one.

Thrifty

Quote from: Sharky Kong on March 29, 2010, 08:04:11 AM
Because Twilight is adapted from an ancient Bavarian epic poem called Die Geschichte des Mädchens, das nicht entscheiden könnte.

Frau Grushenstauffer was such a bore in that, she makes Bella look absolutely captivating.

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: Thrifty on March 29, 2010, 08:50:05 AM
Quote from: Sharky Kong on March 29, 2010, 08:04:11 AM
Because Twilight is adapted from an ancient Bavarian epic poem called Die Geschichte des Mädchens, das nicht entscheiden könnte.

Frau Grushenstauffer was such a bore in that, she makes Bella look absolutely captivating.

But Grendel was by far a better, tortured soul type character as opposed to Edward Cullen.
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Prof. Bobo

Quote from: ShadowDog on March 29, 2010, 06:59:17 AM
Maybe there's more travel and more epic and more at stake in the final two movies.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!  Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face.

For the love of Jebus, there's gonna be two more movies?
"When does the hurting stop?"  Proto-Bill

Lovye

Quote from: Prof. Bobo on March 30, 2010, 10:14:52 AM

For the love of Jebus, there's gonna be two more movies?[/quote]

At least, though, since there's so much that happens in the last book, and because they are competing in a way with the Potter Series, they're thinking of making it TWO movies!!! ;D ;D  TWO RIFFS!!!!

anais.jude

Quote from: Prof. Bobo on March 30, 2010, 10:14:52 AM
Quote from: ShadowDog on March 29, 2010, 06:59:17 AM
Maybe there's more travel and more epic and more at stake in the final two movies.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!  Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face.

For the love of Jebus, there's gonna be two more movies?

3. The final book will be two movies a la Harry potter

RoninFox

I think the correct definition is actuall somewhere in the vicinity of "narrative of heroic exploits" but surprisingly it isn't about Edward and Bella...but you. It is your story, the heroic story of your endurance.  If you finish all the books of eventually all of the movies, your saga is complete. Congratulations.
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anais.jude

Quote from: RoninFox on March 30, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
I think the correct definition is actuall somewhere in the vicinity of "narrative of heroic exploits" but surprisingly it isn't about Edward and Bella...but you. It is your story, the heroic story of your endurance.  If you finish all the books of eventually all of the movies, your saga is complete. Congratulations.

Well, my saga of reading and watching these movies better include lots of Beer! Oh wait, I suppose I can fix that (goes to buy beer)

Doctor Who?

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Quote from: RoninFox on March 30, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
I think the correct definition is actuall somewhere in the vicinity of "narrative of heroic exploits" but surprisingly it isn't about Edward and Bella...but you. It is your story, the heroic story of your endurance.  If you finish all the books of eventually all of the movies, your saga is complete. Congratulations.

:D :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Three more movies :gouge:  I don't think i can take another two or three years or seeing Twilight every time I go out in public.  I mean it i can not go into any store with out a dozen tvs shoving the movies in my face at their loudest volume.  I wouldn't care enough about Twilight to hate it if it was possible to ignore it but as it stands now if you want to live you have to be a Twilight fan.

ShadowDog

Not to mention how fucking obsessed Entertainment Weekly is with this retarded movie franchise!  Get that crap out of my magazine!
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Doctor Who?

Quote from: ShadowDog on March 30, 2010, 04:53:26 PM
Not to mention how fucking obsessed Entertainment Weekly is with this retarded movie franchise!  Get that crap out of my magazine!

Yeah and it's not just EW(which I never read because I find it dumb and pointless.)It's every magazine out there,am I the only person in the world who doesn't care if the stars of Twilight are doing it or not?

Darth Geek

Well, depending on how they do the bizarre events in the third book, the news stories about the movies and fan reaction may be quite interesting.