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Started by elusive robert denby, March 22, 2010, 07:14:48 PM

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March 22, 2010, 07:14:48 PM Last Edit: March 22, 2010, 07:25:55 PM by elusive robert denby
somebody said that Bella was about as overrated as Lisa from The Room. it would be funny to see a combination of the two movies. Its obvious who Johnny and Lisa would be. Jacob would be Mark. Michelle would be Alice. Mike would be Denny, lol.

zenmichael

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March 22, 2010, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: elusive robert denby on March 22, 2010, 07:14:48 PM
somebody said that Bella was about as overrated as Lisa from The Room. it would be funny to see a combination of the two movies. Its obvious who Johnny and Lisa would be. Jacob would be Mark. Michelle would be Alice. Mike would be Denny, lol.

i would think mike would be michelle's boyfriend, mike
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elusive robert denby

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March 22, 2010, 07:25:33 PM
right, but i think jasper would be mike, since hes already with alice, and i cant think of anyone else whod fit the denny role better then mike, lol.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

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March 22, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
Someone's started a Facebook page to campaign for Wiseau to get the Breaking Dawn directing job.

elusive robert denby

#4
March 22, 2010, 07:36:47 PM
LOL! that would be perfect!

Lovye

#5
March 22, 2010, 08:11:00 PM
Oh hai, Reneesme.  hahahaha.

You know what, there ARE sexless sex scenes in that last book...
  (She says how great he looks, she wakes up feeling great and notices she's covered in bruises, but, we dont' see anything happening...)

elusive robert denby

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March 22, 2010, 08:51:48 PM Last Edit: March 22, 2010, 08:54:14 PM by elusive robert denby
Mike: ...its about Bella...she so bland...she has no personality...i think i may be in love with her.

Edward: Mike, don't wooory about eet.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

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March 22, 2010, 09:10:00 PM
"She looks good in a purple bed..."

Cosmic Muse

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March 23, 2010, 05:42:05 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 22, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
Someone's started a Facebook page to campaign for Wiseau to get the Breaking Dawn directing job.

I don't think it would work. He'd probably make it too faithful to the book and keep up from being rated PG 13.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

AmazingThor

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June 28, 2010, 12:01:12 PM
Jacob: "So, what are you guys up to?"
Edward: "Vampire stuff. I can't tell you. So how's your sex life?"

Darth Geek

#10
June 28, 2010, 01:34:58 PM
Oh hai, doggy-AAAAAHHHH!

Bob

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June 28, 2010, 04:07:41 PM

Darth Geek

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June 28, 2010, 04:39:51 PM

MSTJedi

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June 28, 2010, 05:01:57 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 28, 2010, 04:39:51 PM
Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2010, 04:07:41 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on June 28, 2010, 01:34:58 PM
Oh hai, doggy-AAAAAHHHH!

:clap: :clap:
You're tearing me apaaat, doggy!

But isn't Bella beautiful in her red dress?

Johnny Unusual

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July 21, 2010, 04:51:19 PM
"I'M TEARING YOU APART LISA."

"I didn't bite her.  I didn't.  Oh hai Harpo."
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