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It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella

Started by elusive robert denby, March 21, 2010, 07:25:50 PM

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elusive robert denby

"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: elusive robert denby on March 21, 2010, 07:25:50 PM
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

Was I the only one who thought as they watched that scene, "Doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result is the definition of insanity"?

gammer

It reminded me of this deep thought:

I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!

I don't know why?...I guess because there is a parallel in trying something that you know wont work.

elusive robert denby

Alice should have gotten all those emails, and gotten so annoyed with Bella that she emails back with a link to a special video message from edward talking about his undying love for Bella:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

i know its stupid, but it would have been SO funny to see in the movie, lol:)

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

You know, watching this movie again....they might as well make Bella a vampire.

Between the obsessions, the suicidal mania and everything else....she's not a functional human being anymore.

Darth Geek

I think Alice should have just ripped Bella's face off. Edward thinks she's dead anyway...


THE QUEEN!!!

Quote from: elusive robert denby on March 21, 2010, 07:25:50 PM
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

Dude, elusive, I freaking love your name. You turkey.
"Kissing is like WiFi. Just get within the general area." ---New Moon RT

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: elusive robert denby on March 21, 2010, 07:25:50 PM
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

How do we know that Alice didn't just delete her account because she knew how many silly emails she'd be receiving from Bella in the future using her gifts?
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 29, 2010, 02:57:23 AM
Quote from: elusive robert denby on March 21, 2010, 07:25:50 PM
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

How do we know that Alice didn't just delete her account because she knew how many silly emails she'd be receiving from Bella in the future using her gifts?

E-mails can be blocked, too.

ShadowDog

It would have also been funny if Alice had said to Bella "I just checked my spam folder this morning and realized my computer thought all your emails were spam.  LOL  Oh well, I guess you got carpal tunnel for nothing.  Tee Hee."
"Did she just say Chipping?"