So what have we learned?

[ShadowDog]

Can Rob Zombie remake it 20 years later?

I am desperately hoping that Rob Zombie doesn't live that long.
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LMFAO!

[Ayriana22]

I've learned you should never let a religious nut who has no grasp on the genre in which they are writing, or any grasp whatsoever on how real human beings interact, write a book. Aforementioned book should then not be made into a series of movies, and for the love of cheese puffs do not call it a saga.

I've also, also learned ( ) that you can be a plain, narcissistic bitch and somehow still have every guy in town have a crush on you. You can then treat them all like total crap while you pine away after some asshat who is controlling, abusive, and wants to suck the life out of you (literally), who abandoned you and caused you months of distress and emotional pain.   

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I know win the original Twilight Riff thread, I said that Kristen Stewart had the charisma of a turnip, but I think I'm actually worried about her as a human being after seeing this POS movie.

Her interviews (not that I've seen many, but still) seem to be just like her 'performance' in these wretched movies. 

All this nervous stuttering and awkward stammering like she' s Hugh Grant on steroids.

We need an intervention here, folks.  I'm thinking with the proper care, we can get her acting skills up to a Megan Fox level at least.

[Bob]

I just read this and I learned that I will soon be forced to go on a killing spree to prevent this.   Ha-ha, I am just joking FBI, I would not kill anyone.... yeah, *cough*  *cough*.

Robert Pattinson Kurt Cobain Movie Role? – Robert Pattinson, who recently has been featured in the movie Twilight Series for his role as a immortal vampire might be having a change of pace in his next role. It seems that the actor is showing a interest in staring in a new movie playing as Kurt Cobain, the dead-before-his-time rock legend. Robert Pattinson is just 23 years old and has become extremely popular from his part in the Twilight Series. He's already been tapped to play Kurt Cobain in the new bio-pic all according to the British tabloid known as The Sun.

Music Hero


Douche Bag

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I just read this and I learned that I will soon be forced to go on a killing spree to prevent this.   Ha-ha, I am just joking FBI, I would not kill anyone.... yeah, *cough*  *cough*.

Robert Pattinson Kurt Cobain Movie Role? – Robert Pattinson, who recently has been featured in the movie Twilight Series for his role as a immortal vampire might be having a change of pace in his next role. It seems that the actor is showing a interest in staring in a new movie playing as Kurt Cobain, the dead-before-his-time rock legend. Robert Pattinson is just 23 years old and has become extremely popular from his part in the Twilight Series. He's already been tapped to play Kurt Cobain in the new bio-pic all according to the British tabloid known as The Sun.

Music Hero


Douche Bag

[Sharktopus]

I just read this and I learned that I will soon be forced to go on a killing spree to prevent this.   Ha-ha, I am just joking FBI, I would not kill anyone.... yeah, *cough*  *cough*.

Robert Pattinson Kurt Cobain Movie Role? – Robert Pattinson, who recently has been featured in the movie Twilight Series for his role as a immortal vampire might be having a change of pace in his next role. It seems that the actor is showing a interest in staring in a new movie playing as Kurt Cobain, the dead-before-his-time rock legend. Robert Pattinson is just 23 years old and has become extremely popular from his part in the Twilight Series. He's already been tapped to play Kurt Cobain in the new bio-pic all according to the British tabloid known as The Sun.

Seems okay to me. *ducks*

[Doctor Who?]

Isn't a rock hero and a Douche Bag the same thing?  Seems like dead on casting to me.

[ShadowDog]

We need an intervention here, folks.  I'm thinking with the proper care, we can get her acting skills up to a Megan Fox level at least.

Throw in the photos of her careless drug use and I actually do wonder if she's going to be long for this world.  We've had several young actors just go shit smearing and either accidently or on purpose take too many meds.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Isn't a rock hero and a Douche Bag the same thing?  Seems like dead on casting to me.

Hmmm, no!

[Sharktopus]

Isn't a rock hero and a Douche Bag the same thing?  Seems like dead on casting to me.

Not in every case, but I never gave a flying poop about Kurt Cobain. He was a junkie crybaby with the singing voice of a cat with its tail caught in a door.

[Darth Geek]

Actually, I am for this casting. For two reasons.

A) I don't give a crap about Kurt Cobain, so it doesn't hurt me if they screw up a biopic on him. And it will likely be just like every other musician's biopic anyway (see Walk Hard).

B) It may give him a chance to actually act.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Isn't a rock hero and a Douche Bag the same thing?  Seems like dead on casting to me.

Not in every case, but I never gave a flying poop about Kurt Cobain. He was a junkie crybaby with the singing voice of a cat with its tail caught in a door.

That's quite an in depth analysis.

[Sharktopus]

Actually, I am for this casting. For two reasons.

A) I don't give a crap about Kurt Cobain, so it doesn't hurt me if they screw up a biopic on him. And it will likely be just like every other musician's biopic anyway (see Walk Hard).

B) It may give him a chance to actually act.

It's entirely possible that Robert Pattinson is a decent actor. How would we know based on Twilight and that one Harry Potter movie? Plus, he already looks like a strung out junkie.

[Sharktopus]

Isn't a rock hero and a Douche Bag the same thing?  Seems like dead on casting to me.

Not in every case, but I never gave a flying poop about Kurt Cobain. He was a junkie crybaby with the singing voice of a cat with its tail caught in a door.

That's quite an in depth analysis.

Actually, now that I think about it, a Cobain biopic could be quite interesting. I wonder, is Pattinson a poor enough singer for the role, though? 

[Bob]

*  Adds Dr. Who, Darth Geek and Sharktopus to "Enemies List"  *