Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[BEMaven]

Well, Granny... the thousand dollar makeover wasn't much help. Your face didn't crack the mirror this time, but it blew away the wall.

[BEMaven]

You have to wonder about the Eleventh Doctor's taste in women.

[BEMaven]

Ellen De Generes is giving you a funny look. Maybe she'll invite me to her dressing room after American Idol! Well, one of you is in for a huge disappointment.

[TTYT]

When Blade, Hunter D, the Markus Brothers, and Van Helsing all showed up on their doorstep at the same time, the Volturi knew their time was at an end.


"Who the hell is Jack?!? LET GO OF MY HAND ALREADY!"

[BEMaven]

Don't get your hopes up, Brad. Yeah. Only women get to try on the Glass Slipper.

[LucasM]

[guy in front] "The dreamcatcher on top of my chair has caught wondrous things!"

or

[guy in front] "God bless Daddy... and Daddy... and little Batsy Sue."

or

[guy in front] "Bring me the head of Richard Simmons on a pike!"

or

[guy in front] "You'll love the tapestries I bought... a villager has woven silver into them so they just sparkle!"

or

[guy to the left in the chair, with the long scarf] "Dear god but I hope the Tardis turns up soon!"

or

[guy on the right (thinking to himself)] "It's embarassing!  Every time we have snacks I spill on my shirt!"




[Old Lady] "Romper, bomper, stomper... oh, my goodness... you're 'Mr. Don't Bee', aren't you?"

or

[Old Lady] "For the last time: I'm not interested.  It's not so much that you haven't physically aged... the problem is you are just as emotionally immature and whiney as you were 50 years ago."

or

[Old Lady] "Dearie... you're really not so much sparkly as just really oily... you ought to use a good exfoliant."

or

[Edward] "Ma'am, I don't care how much better you think the light is three miles out into the woods.  I hauled this mirror out here for you when you could've seen that I don't cast a reflection inside your house."

or

[Edward] "Has my baby sister reached puberty yet?"

[BEMaven]

Little known fact:  Vampires are hopeless when it comes to playing Musical Chairs.

[BEMaven]

You mean the restraining order filed against me by Dumbledore? There's an amusing little story behind that...

[Moleman]

-Please sir....may I have some more     /olivertwist

-The look of someone JUST AFTER they do the maniacal evil laugh.

-Oh my goodness, the one behind me on my right just farted....oh dear me.....dear me



-In Twilight 3, Edward travels through the mirror to another reality where he can put right what went wrong so vampires can be cool, scary, masculine, evil killing machines again.

-MUHAHA at last my boy, we've stolen the magic mirror from Hogwartz!  Now I can get the Sorcerers Stone and rule the world!  HAHAHA *cackle *cackle

-Huh, apparently you can be so white you turn transparent.....who would of thought?

[Moleman]

The slow clap doesn't have the same kind of effect on still photo.

[Moleman]

"Here is the church, and here is the steeple
Open the door and see all the people..."

[ShadowDog]

"Look, we've made God happy by waiting 60 years before we do it, but I'm not getting any younger here!"

[NRRork]

A young John Malkovich plans his future.

[bug_eyed_sheep44]

-Michael Sheen: a staple for crummy vampire epics everywhere.
-I would pop my knuckles, but I fear it would ruin my manicure.
-Drain your blood? Oh, B-positive! ...see what I did there?
-We're not so much Lee and Lugosi as we are Cruise and Pitt. Your boyfriend's along the lines of Oldman. (Seriously, that movie is totally the Twilight precursor. Damn you, Copolla!)


-Your eyebrows looked a lot more awesome in the movies.
-So your reflection only shows up in ballet studios?
-You know, the people who identify me as Bella are basically admitting they saw the movie. What girls! (Yes, I'm aware of what I'm saying)
-Hey, R-Pattz, Remember Me? (ba-dum, tss)

[darkchashy]

And the WINNER of the PAUL REUBEN LOOK-A-LIKE CONTEST IS.........!!!!