Create a tagline or box cover quote...

[TheUnabeefer]

I had a fun idea while watching this movie...  Post what you would write as a (most likely funny) tagline or review quote, like the kind you'd find on a DVD cover or a movie poster.

The two that sprung to my mind were:

"Combining the non-terror of The Blair Witch Project, and the nothingness of The Room"

and

"Less happening than The Happening!"

[Thrifty]

Well, Conor made a rather memorable one that MrTorso incorporated into his DVD cover.

[mrbasehart]

"Not as good as The Blair Witch Project, but still pretty decent nonetheless."  - mrbasehart

[Darth Geek]

He dies at the end (spoiler). So it has a happy ending!

A horrifying, suspense filled movie! Will it end? Will you claw your eyes out first? Can Micah get even more douchy? Watch and see.

The Screaming Scull for the 21st century.

[Trekker4747]

"The most exciting home-movie you'll watch this year! Unless you watch the recoding of grandma's last spades tournament."
- Trekket4747

[MrTorso]

Well, Conor made a rather memorable one that MrTorso incorporated into his DVD cover.

That he did!

[Thrashalla]

"Lighting $20 on fire and watching it burn will hurt less and be more entertaining than this film. Seriously, we've warned you."