Quote Something!

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Looks like Daddy-O's apartment -- except for the big-ass phone."   -Tom Servo.   #608(CN:DH)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Get your stinkin paws of me you damn dirty ape  -  unkown lol

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Do you have anything for a queasy stomach?" "Yes -- this film."   -**.   #K12(SSTDF)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i guess sometimes there just arent enough rocks - Forest Gump.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

people like Blood sausage too, people are morons.  - phil connors/ groundhogs day

[gammer]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

[Thom_Serveaux]

"She's very attractive when she weeps.  Like death warmed over." -Tom
    Servo. (#K-11 Humanoid Woman)

[RaoulDuke]

"she went on the beach not expecting to be abducted by a mexican wrestler"
"Bad touch El Santo!" mst3k 515

[RaoulDuke]

"Tor Close your mouth you'll Drown" Mst3k 423

[kodiakthejuggler]

"When it comes to compliments women are bloodthirsty, ravenous monsters always wantin' more, more, MORE!!!"

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

"When it comes to compliments women are bloodthirsty, ravenous monsters always wantin' more, more, MORE!!!"

heh good ol' homer.

Bart: Wow dad it worked. Know anything else about women?
Homer: Nope just that.

[Thom_Serveaux]

"Oh, the Crawlicopter -- that's your answer for everything."   -Crow.   #211(FSoV)

[mrbasehart]

"How it's a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes. And if it's an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks, like your '61. And then it begins its steady, inevitable decline."

Maya, Sideways.

[gammer]

"The Internet? We are not interested in it"
-- Bill Gates, 1993

and then...

"Sometimes we do get taken by surprise. For example, when the Internet came along, we had it as a fifth or sixth priority."
-- Bill Gates, Jul, 1998


and lastly...

"Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free"
-- Bill Gates

[kodiakthejuggler]

"The Internet? We are not interested in it"
-- Bill Gates, 1993

and then...

"Sometimes we do get taken by surprise. For example, when the Internet came along, we had it as a fifth or sixth priority."
-- Bill Gates, Jul, 1998


and lastly...

"Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free"
-- Bill Gates

Thank you, Gammer my friend! That made my day!!


And now, here's a brilliant quote:

"Boobs. I just wanna say that again. Boobs."

~Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head Do America


And another from the same movie, when Beavis and Butt-head visit the Hoover Dam:

"I just have one question. Is this a God Dam? Y'know... God damn?"

~Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head Do America