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[sarcasm_made_Easy]

it hung in the air exactly the way that bricks dont  -  hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?"

Obi-Wan Kenobi,
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

[mrbasehart]

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

Sledge Hammer.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. - the narrator/fight club

[Pak-Man]

"All independant movies are about gay cowboys eating pudding!" - Eric Cartman: South Park (Nearly a DECADE before Brokeback Mountain. :^))

[Thom_Serveaux]

"I wanted to play hopscotch with the impenetrable mystery of existence, but he stepped in a wormhole and had to go in early."   -Crow.   #203(Jungle Goddess)

[Justin]

"Steven Colbert just blew me right away." - Bill O' Reilly

[J-Proof]

"I've gotta fever....and the only perscription....is more COWBELL, baby...." C-Dub, SNL

[Pak-Man]

How appropriate! You fight like a cow! - Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

You must be an impressive fighter to make past my cow  -masterpain/evil betty kung pow enter the fist

[Rufus T]

You must be an impressive fighter to make past my cow  -masterpain/evil betty kung pow enter the fist

"Your clothes are blue."

[mrbasehart]

"He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles." 

- John Lennon when asked if Ringo was the best drummer in the world.

[kodiakthejuggler]

I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.

~ Steven Wright

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Your clothes are blue."

RRRED clothes

[Thom_Serveaux]

"DEEEEEEEEEEP HUUUURRRTINGGGG!!!"   -Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank.   
#410(Hercules Against The Moon Men)