List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[stansimpson]

10. The Neverending Story 2 (ah yes, the sequel....lower budget, lesser costumes, new less talented Atreyu, an anorexic Falcor, the Philadelphia Eagles mascot/villain, hell I think the new book was printed on recycled paper, yes after this painful performance thankfully the Neverending Story comes to an end...as does my list)

Ah but there was a third one...not that it really counts since I'm pretty sure it went direct to video and only like three people saw it.

Wow.  Who are the other 2?     I saw this when it came on tv (I think it was made-for-tv).  It's one of those "Wow... I'll never get that time back" kinda movies.  Tho it probably will be best remembered for Jack Black (before he was Jack Black) as a bully who gets roundhouse kicked by Bastion at the end.

[FordPrefect]

4.  Back to the Future

http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/cinester-theater/cinester-theater-presents-back-future
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/cinester-theater/cinester-theater-presents-back-future-part-2
http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/cinester-theater/cinester-theater-presents-back-future-part-3

10. The Neverending Story 2 (ah yes, the sequel....lower budget, lesser costumes, new less talented Atreyu, an anorexic Falcor, the Philadelphia Eagles mascot/villain, hell I think the new book was printed on recycled paper, yes after this painful performance thankfully the Neverending Story comes to an end...as does my list)

http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/cinester-theater/cinester-theater-presents-neverending-story
(This is actually a riff for the first film, but it's worth checking out.)

Spoiler

http://blip.tv/play/gbk7gc_YNAI

Ah but there was a third one...not that it really counts since I'm pretty sure it went direct to video and only like three people saw it.

Oh, it counts alright. Don't forget that The Neverending Story "trilogy" also spawned not one, but two TV shows. The first one was animated and the second one was live action.  It's not over either. There's a remake in development that's supposed to be coming out in 2012.

[RoninFox]

10. The Neverending Story 2 (ah yes, the sequel....lower budget, lesser costumes, new less talented Atreyu, an anorexic Falcor, the Philadelphia Eagles mascot/villain, hell I think the new book was printed on recycled paper, yes after this painful performance thankfully the Neverending Story comes to an end...as does my list)

http://www.rifftrax.com/iriffs/cinester-theater/cinester-theater-presents-neverending-story
(This is actually a riff for the first film, but it's worth checking out.)

Spoiler

http://blip.tv/play/gbk7gc_YNAI

Ah but there was a third one...not that it really counts since I'm pretty sure it went direct to video and only like three people saw it.

Oh, it counts alright. Don't forget that The Neverending Story "trilogy" also spawned not one, but two TV shows. The first one was animated and the second one was live action.  It's not over either. There's a remake in development that's supposed to be coming out in 2012.

I wonder if the new one will try and adapt the whole book. Out of all the movies only the first one came close to the tone and quality of the book, and it stopped roughly halfway through the story. The second one tried to incorporate elements of the second half, but instead of focussing on the internal struggle of Bastian they tried to recreate the intangible struggle against the nothing with a different name and they also waited too long. The second part should have been set immediately after the first. The first lesson of the story is to hold onto fantasy and don't let it fade from your life, but the second lesson is the danger of fantasy and how you can lose yourself entirely in it. The first movie did a great job with that first lesson. The second movie was a lame attempt at that second lesson. The third movie...I'm thinking was about the importance of drug money. Haven't seen the tv versions to judge them.

[drmarcuskane]

Here's mine . . .

10: KILLDOZER
9: THE BEES(a Mexican knock off of THE SWARM - this is absolute rifftrax GOLD!!)
8: VIVA KNIEVEL
7. LOST HORIZON (1973 musical remake - this is total cheese, it's funny as it is but it DESERVES riffing!! Clock the fertility dance.)
6. 2012
5. HORROR AT 37000 FEET(I mean William Shatner as an alcoholic priest fighting a ghost on a plane!!)
4. WHEN TIME RAN OUT (Irwin Allen's volcano disaster fest with a cast in it for the money)
3. MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
2. ALIEN CONTAMINATION
1. INVASION USA(the Chuck Norris flick from around 1985 - seriously any riffer could have some awesome fun with this turkey!!)

[Rainbow Dash]

1.  Neon Genesis Evangelion (any Film)
2.  Waterworld
3.  Super Mario Bros.
4. The Core
5. Demolition Man
6. Disney's Pocahontas
7. Contact
8. The Postman
9. Pirates of Silicon Valley
10. Twister

[spaceforarent]

4. The Core

I believe this is where Darth Geek comes in to mention the Quiptracks of this.

[Darth Geek]

4. The Core

I believe this is where Darth Geek comes in to mention the Quiptracks of this.

It is a good riff, though.

[spaceforarent]

4. The Core

I believe this is where Darth Geek comes in to mention the Quiptracks of this.

It is a good riff, though.

Well, it is Quiptracks, so that goes mostly without saying.

[Darth Geek]

4. The Core

I believe this is where Darth Geek comes in to mention the Quiptracks of this.

It is a good riff, though.

Well, it is Quiptracks, so that goes mostly without saying.

Agreed!

[ace24]

Just thought of a few

Sum of All Fears
Delta Farce (or anything with Larry the Cable Guy)
The Mummy 3
Paint Your Wagon

[drmarcuskane]

THE CORE!!! Forgot that one. A real guilty pleasure of mine - and later has me thinking why travel all the way to Pandora for Unobtanium when some cranky scientist in the desert can make it 

[kookevin3]

My Top 10:

1. Watchmen
2. Godzilla (1998)
3. X-Men: The Last Stand
4. Serenity
5. Freddy vs. Jason
6. Kill Bill vol. 1 &2
7. Face/Off
8. Tremors
9. Hulk (2004)
10. Blade 2

[Darth Geek]

2. Godzilla (1998)
9. Hulk (2004)

Quiptracks did excellent riffs for these two (and I even helped write the HULK riff!)

http://quiptracks.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=4
http://quiptracks.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=13&zenid=feef8ac19b30a6df5308d32f7a5e0692

[KinRogin]

10. Pan's Labyrinth
9. Gladiator
8. Any of the Narnia movies (the new ones, though the old BBC ones would be just as hilarious)
7. Donnie Darko
6. Battle L.A.
5. The Wizard of Oz
4. Ultraviolet (not a lot of action movies get riffed, I think it might work)
3. V for Vendetta
2. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
1. Snakes on a Plane

I feel no need to actually justify these choices, I just think they would be good additions.

[KinRogin]

#1) Masters of the Universe - C'mon "Good Journey" Mr. Lungren?
#2) Ghosts of Mars - John Carpenter goes insane
#3) The Village - M. Knight goes insane
#4) Willow - You can just hears the riffs comin'
#5) They Live - Some Roddy Piper anyone?
#6) Krull - Same music as Star Trek II (just listen) Plus it SUCKS!
#7) Anaconda - Big fake snake (John Voight)
#8) Jaws 4 The Revenge - Maybe Micheal Caine will die this time
#9) Mortal Kombat - Techno riffs!
AND........
#10) Waterworld - Like you didn't see that one coming.

This is one of the best lists I've seen in this thread, if for no other reason than Willow (never would of thought of that one) and Mortal Kombat...my own list may need editing in the near future