List the top 10 films you'd want riffed

[gbeenie]

5. Mullholland Drive (yes, David Lynch fans, I loved it too, but it was incomprehensible)

I have a hard time imagining what Mike or Kevin would say during the scene where Naomi Watts is masturbating, in tears, to her ex-girlfriend's picture.


p.s. Upon reading it out loud, I can't think of a single part of the above sentence that isn't totally hot.

[Hazzah]

5. Mullholland Drive (yes, David Lynch fans, I loved it too, but it was incomprehensible)

I have a hard time imagining what Mike or Kevin would say during the scene where Naomi Watts is masturbating, in tears, to her ex-girlfriend's picture.


p.s. Upon reading it out loud, I can't think of a single part of the above sentence that isn't totally hot.


I can---Mike or Kevin talking while a woman is masturbating on camera.

[redhook]

10. Jurassic Park 3
  9. Super Mario Bros. The Movie
  8. Inspector Gadget
  7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
  6. The Village
  5. The Blair Witch Project
  4. The Day After Tomorrow
  3. King Kong
  2, The Order
  1.  Underworld

[Ranika]

10. Poltergeist 2
9. Super Mario Brothers
8. Poltergeist 3
7. Wishmaster
6. Return of the Jedi
5. Ed
4. Krull
3. Nightmare on Elm Street
2. Reservoir Dogs
1. Friday the 13th (Any part would be ripe for mocking)

[Captain Joe]

10. Sphere (1998): Queen Latifah's death scene is why this film makes my list.
9.   Cobra (1986): Look out crime, here comes the cure.
8.   Pitch Black (2000) or Chronicles Of Riddick (2004): A Riddick film must make my list.
7.   Total Recall (1990):No comment.
6.   Star Trek Nemesis (2002): The lamest and final outing of the "next generation" cast is screaming for riffing (semi-interchangeable with Insurrection).
5.   Speed (1994): Another Keanu classic.
4.   Spacehunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone (1983): A cool cult-favorite that I wouldn't mind seeing riffed.
3.   Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981): Some people would argue "Temple Of Doom" would be the most riffable and worthy of it, but I disagree, I love Raiders and wouldn't mind seeing a rifftrack of it and it's very riffable if you know where to look.
2.   Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions (2003): After seeing how Mike and Kev took care of "The Matrix" (One of their best riffs IMO) they should continue with the sequels, maybe as a two-for-one deal.

1.   Star Trek: The Motion Picture (The Director's Edition) (2001): Oh yes, The first foray of the original cast onto the big screen is very riffable and must be done. The rifftracks of the Star Trek films are something special, continue with it.

[gbeenie]

I apologize in advance for this joke.

5.   Speed (1994): Another Keanu classic.

Whoa be unto us.

[Captain Joe]

Whoa be unto us.

Indeed 

I sense a reoccuring theme with the Keanu films. Not because they're bad, nor is he a bad actor (no matter how the riffs play otherwise), they're just fun to riff.

[ig400]

10. A Christmas Story
9. The Breakfast Club
8. any or all of the Harry Potter movies
7. Ever After
6. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
5.Poltergeist
4. Labyrinth (get ready for 2 thousand and 1 David Bowie Batch jokes)
3.The Hobbit (the animated one from the 70's)
2. Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (oh yes)
1.Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (evil grin)

[ChampionJaguar]

10.  Krull
9.  MVP - Most Valuable Primate
8.  The Boy In The Plastic Bubble
7. The Toy - these days you just can't get away with a film about a rich white kid who buys a black guy and that's not a bad thing
6. Poltergeist 3
5. Friday the 13th 3 - in 3d
4. Harold and Maude (great film about 'doing it' with an old lady)
3.  My Bodyguard (Matt Dillon + Chris Makepeace flick)  - I love this move but it's so ripe for riffing
2.  Cotton Candy - horrid battle of the bands cheese.  Howard brothers. RAPID FIRE riffing...
1.  Sssssss

[gbeenie]

Ewww.. this topic's all Sticky now...

[Nunyerbiz]

2. Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (oh yes)
1.Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (evil grin)

I've never had any glaring issues with the Ewoks in RotJ... but the made for TV movies.... wow... I thought they were truly awful when I was 12 years old... and that's saying something because I liked dreck like Thundercats and Voltron back then...

We'll never seem them tackled by Rifftrax in a million years,  well maybe once they handle the remaining four SW theatrical releases... no, it'll never happen... but a very solid suggestion nonetheless.

[Bob]

Wow, Krull is on TV now....... it is a stinker and perfect for riffing.

[It_stinks!]

OMG, good bless Mike for Rifftrax! /mourn mst3k

My top ten, in no particular order

-  Any Hilary Duff movie
- Any Lindsay Lohan movie
- Any Adam Sandler movie(but Little Nicky would be ideal)
- Any Jean Claude Van Damme movie
- Any Steven Seagal movie
- The Cat in the Hat w/Mike Myers
- Batman & Robin
- Superman Returns
-Bloodrayne(OMG THIS FILM IS PERFECT FOR RIFFING!!!!)
-Star Wars Revenge of the Sith

[mrbasehart]

OMG, good bless Mike for Rifftrax! /mourn mst3k

My top ten, in no particular order

-  Any Hilary Duff movie
- Any Lindsay Lohan movie
- Any Adam Sandler movie(but Little Nicky would be ideal)
- Any Jean Claude Van Damme movie
- Any Steven Seagal movie
- The Cat in the Hat w/Mike Myers
- Batman & Robin
- Superman Returns
-Bloodrayne(OMG THIS FILM IS PERFECT FOR RIFFING!!!!)
-Star Wars Revenge of the Sith

I think that's technically about 80 movies 

Welcome!

[Ranika]

Wow, Krull is on TV now....... it is a stinker and perfect for riffing.

Krull spreads love and happiness where ever it goes. With its big magic vanishy space fortress and glaive thing and Ken Marshall with the doofiest character name ever and Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane inexplicably in a bit part, what's not to love? I adore Krull, it's good fun. It's like a chunk of sci-fi fantasy gold. Shitty gold, but still, gold.